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What is the funniest thing you've said to a cop?

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Mine is an officer was pulling me over and I said.

Officer: Do you know why your getting pulled over?

Me: Oh yes, I'm getting banging one tonight. From somone reliable.

Officer: Sir I'm going to let you off with a warning.

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Officer: I have been waiting for you all day

Me: I got here as fast as I could

After he got done laughing he let me go with a warning!!
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THANK YOU
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oh that phone call was just a prank.
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I was walking by one with my friends and said "It smells like bacon all the sudden."

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Officer: Do you know why you are getting pulled over?

Me: What seems to be the officer problem?

Officer: Can I search your car?

Me: No...

Officer: Step out of the car sir.

Me: I'm not drunk. I've only had 1 can of beer.
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officer: do you know why your getting pulled over?

me: how'd u know i was outta gas?

officer: actually, you were pushing 60 in a 30 zone.

me: really?

officer: why didn't you pull over?

me: well, your siren wasn't on, and when u were following me i thought u were a stalker, and when u went faster, i did, too, and since u really started it, i think ur to blame.

officer: hmmmm i suppose, well i'll let u off with a warning.

lolollololol
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"Yes sir, thank you sir!"
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(made up) ive been drinking,can we hurry this up. i need to get home before my wife.
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Officer: In a hurry kid

Me: To see you, i got here as fast as i could officer

Officer:Hmmm...*writing ticket*

j/k i cant drive but when i can im gonna say that
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Me: OCIFFER I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM!

Officer: Right.... I can tell your not drunk...

Me: NO REALLY I GOT NO BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM!!!

or another time!

Officer: Your eyes are blood shot son have you been drinking?

Me: your eyes look glazed, officer, have you been eating doughnuts?
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Was your line from Bo Burnham? Or am I just making random connections?
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i got pulled over and i new i had a warrant so i gave them a fake name then when they came back to the car i new they new that wasn't my real name so i kinda pretended i had a split personality for i wouldn't get in trouble for giving them a false name it wasn't one of my proudest moments of my life .
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