What is the funniest thing you have seen a teacher do?

Question

for example-

fall over in class,

swear infront of the class

or even shown you a movie that swears about 40 times in it

Answer 1

Oh I have a list...

*Dancing at Prom to RUN DMC's It'sTricky

* Water balloon fights at the end of the year

*Telling "inappropriate" jokes and stories to make us remember topics

*Simple slips of the tongue that make class way funnier....like rather than describing the Middle Passage as the "Longest Passage" it's now known as the "Longest Package"

*Did over 50 push ups to prove he could do it...

* Telling stories from their past, when they were our age

WAY TOO MANY OTHERS

Answer 2

i had a biology teacher that used to show us mateing rituals of animals videos all the time. he said it gave him time to grade papers and catch up during classtime.

Answer 3

i have heard my techer f**t and i really smelled

Answer 4

Okay, late '70's, chemistry teacher looks like a "mad scientist" (severely parted, slicked back hair; big "Drew Carey" glasses; wore an outdated suit everyday; big nose . . .)  But he's very prim and proper, very religious.  He's teaching us about static electricity with the static balls - you've seen them in the movies - you turn on a generator and the static electricity builds up in a ball and then "shoots" a lightning bolt to the other ball and the process is reversed.  

Well, the teacher is holding the grounding wand in his hand and talking to us about the lesson, when we notice his hair is standing up.  By that time, the static had built up to the point where the bolt was ROCKING the ball after it hit.  After a minute or two, HE notices his hair - he puts his hand up to his head and says, "Oh, my.  My hair's standing up!  I wonder what would happen if I got closer to the balls?" And then he did it - he accidentally stuck his head BETWEEN the balls and when that bolt shot through his head, it through him back against the chalkboard (about 3 feet behind him) and he screamed, "OH, SH*T!" right in front of the class.  One of the kids sitting next to me fell out of his seat, he laughed so hard!  Needless to say, we had no more class that day.

He died earlier this year, but I'll always remember him for that.

Answer 5

When I was in 6th grade we had a teacher named Mr. Roscoe who had a very bad habit of picking his nose while sitting at his desk in the front of the whole class. His nose was huge and could almost get in up to his elbow if he wanted to. At first we tried not to notice but by the end of the year comments were often made to encourage him to dig deeper. He thought it was funny so he played along. It was really gross. He also ate tons of red licorice while he was teaching and never offered us any. Half the time you couldn't understand what he was saying because his mouth was so full of it. Those were the days!

Answer 6

a teacher show us a movie that teach us how to pao niu.... i dun tink it is allow coz when showing he keep looking outside the rm see got people anot...

Answer 7

Back in 1980 I had a history teacher that was so funny!

I know a lot of people won't think this is funny but-

I can't remember what he was teaching one day, but I do remember him saying ''how many of you who are black feel like you are discriminated against, don't have an equal chance in life'', etc.

A few raised their hands and he told one boy to come to his desk. He stood in front of the room and held a bottle of liquid paper and pretended to pour it on him.

Teacher said 'well that's about all I can do for you'

I can't remember what happened after this,the boy sat down and kinda laughed, and others laughed.

Now looking back on it I see how mean that really was.

Answer 8

in wood work class, my teacher would usually go off topic and speak about his country about south africa...proper legened teacher, miss him