What is the funniest thing you read on a t-shirt?

Question

(read or saw on a t-shirt)

Answer 1

"oil, it'll last forever" with a pic of an oil well - that t-shirt is here: http://www.statestreetshirt.com/shop.php...

Answer 2

I knew a kid with a shirt that said,

"Why are you reading my T-shirt?"

That was pretty funny.

I read one the other day:

"While you were reading this T-shirt... I farted."

Answer 3

i saw this shirt that said

tu eres in pendejo

(u are my friend)

haha its just funny

Answer 4

Cheer up emo kid

That was pretty funny lol

Answer 5

for people who like policemen:

"cuff me and stuff me"

Answer 6

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s*x, do it for the kids (a guy is holding a kids hand and the kid is also holding a balloon)

Those were the funniest one I saw so far.

              

Answer 7

"I'm not a full Jew, i'm Jew-ish."

Makes me laugh every time.

Answer 8

any of the ones on snorgtees.com top any other ones i encounter on a daily basis.

Answer 9

this guy with big b***s had "dont touch they might pop" on her shirt lol

Answer 10

the funniest I have ever saw was a pic of a bunk bed, and it said;

" i like it on top "

lol...if you want funny shirts, i reccomend, snorg tees.

google it : )

Answer 11

There's no problem about being ugly but you exagerate !  

Answer 12

written in front of t shirt of a big boob baby     'COCONUTS'

Answer 13

Conserve water, Shower with me :]

Answer 14

Rape is not a laughing matter...unless you're raping a clown

Answer 15

here are a few which i've found interesting and funny:

If “pro” is the opposite of “con,” is progress the opposite of congress?

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away

Answer 16

I Dislexia <3

Answer 17

i always wonder why that frisbee is getting bigger, and then it hits me!

then another one i like is:

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away

Answer 18

who are you calling tiny and the shirt had a chuwawa with huge balls

Answer 19

"I'm CDO. It's like OCD, but with the letters in alphabetical order, like they're supposed to be!"

Answer 20

d bale ng tamad d man pagod

Answer 21

front-"Who's bigger me or you'?

back-"oh and don't bother thinking"

picture of a d*ck...

Answer 22

I'm a virgin...but this shirt is old

Answer 23

"HIGHLY FLAMMABLE"

Answer 24

i saw a shirt in spanish that said

vitamina p2

which translates badly but it means vitamin farts and it has a picture of a pan of beans lol

Answer 25

" I  swear to drunk I'm not God"

Seen here... http://www.spotlighttees.com

Answer 26

stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go

(my brothers shirt)

my brother also has a shirt that has a picture of a duck with bubbles coming out of his butt and it says: don't eat soap

Answer 27

"Im so emo I sh*t bats"

Answer 28

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." *insert out-of-place smiley face*

Answer 29

Hey DJ, so is it a guy or a girl with big boobiez then?

Drink Apple Juice because OJ will kill you