What is the funniest thing your child has ever told you?

Question

My son has a colic, and one day got up early and got my hubbys electric razor and shaved it off. When I got up, he was sitting there inocently like I wouldn't notice. I was shocked it looked horrible. So I asked him, "what made you do it?" His reply was "the devil made me do it." I laughed so hard. Any body else have a story to share?

Answer 1

my brother was taking his 3 and a half year old daughter to preschool before work one day.  she asked why she had to go to school and he said "so you can be like her aunties and go to college to get a good job and get smart, don't you want to be smarter?".  she replied, "No, cause my grandma says not to get smart with her."

Answer 2

"gaa ga goo go"

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Answer 3

LOL!

I'm 6 months pregnant and 4 feet 10 inches tall. I was baby sitting my friends 6 year old daughter last week. She looked up at me and said when I get old I'm going to be like you because I'm going to have babies, but I will be much taller.

Answer 4

We were walking to the car and my daughter looked up and said, "Mama, a chicken."  I looked up to see a huge, fat pigeon sitting on the telephone wire.  I told her it was a pigeon and/or a bird and she said, no it was a chicken.  It was really big but that was so cute.  She's 3 now and says cute things everyday.  I baked cookies today and she took one to my husband that she had half eaten.  He asked her if she wanted a bite.  She took a bite and then he asked her if she wanted the whole thing.  She said okay and ate it all.  She just wanted to feel important by bringing her daddy something but really wanted the whole cookie.  She takes after me, I would want the whole cookie too!