What is the funniest way....?????

Question

anyone has asked you if you are g*y?

Here's mine: I was working at a little restaurant in a small town and this little old lady gave me her order. Just as she was about to go sit down, she said, "Can I ask you a question?" I said that she could and she leaned in and said, "Do you have a little bit more glitter in your life than most?" I about died laughing!!! She was just soooo cute. Needless to say, I told her, "Why yes I do!!"

Answer 1

well...

my BFF of 5 years didnt know i was bi when we both met so one day i was flirtin' with some girl and my BFF pull me aside and was like "kayla i never thought if it before but...do u drive automatic and stick shift?" i just started laughin' and was like "y yes yes i do."

now its like are inside joke.

LMFAO...x)

Answer 2

Me and my Friend were over at are other Friends Grandmothers house. and we were all in a back room talking and joking around and he turns to me and says "So how long have you been g*y" and when he said that there grandmother was walking by in the room to go out the back door and he did not see her, So i put my hand on my head and nugged my fingers twords there grandmother and he did not no i was pointing and he like " what ? 1 year ? 2 years ?"

lol it was awkward. we still joke about it

Answer 3

People have never asked me, but i do like the way she asked.

i'd like some big studs to ask me.

Answer 4

lol thats cute. people don't ask me, they can't tell.  

Answer 5

i dont understand what your trying to say? sorry, can you be specific?  

Answer 6

This goes just the tiniest bit off-topic, but it's funny.

My ex and I (both men) had a female roommate who had a boyfriend in construction.  He hired our macho g*y friend to work on a project, and one of the regular workers asked him, "Do you know Jeannie lives with a couple of lesbians?"

Answer 7

haha thats a great story. im not out yet though

Answer 8

Well, not funny but once this girl said: "Are you a ***?" >_> I wanted to beat her up. But oh well, from now on when someone says "Can I ask you a question?" I don't even say yes, I just go like "Yes, I'm g*y." I just know that's what they're gonna ask.

Answer 9

Well this not exacly funny but my aunt one day randomly asked me "Do you have a girlfriend?" I was freaked out, how did she know I was L*****n? So I told her "Uhh... Not   yet." So that's how she asked me and how I came out to her. Wierd

Answer 10

i was walking through the school hall,, and one of my guy friendss goess,, "yo! is it true your a lesbiann!?" i bursted out laughingg,, and told him yesss. dont know how he found outt,, but hey,, thingss get aroundd,, i dont mind a little attention.

Answer 11

Lol! that had me laughing, especially since it was a little old lady who asked. Anyway, my mom asked me once if I like boys or girls. Of course I lied to her. :P

Answer 12

It's not how I told them it's more like what happened after I did o.o

It was back in High school, my second last year and I told them and they played Truth or Dare, might I add that they are Straight and they ended up kissing each other.

I mean... they seemed even more g*y that I am.  

Answer 13

^-^ wow. that's really funny.

once about two years ago during school this girl who looked very threatening to me (like the kind of person who would hassle me) approached me and asked " are you g*y?"

i warily said "yes..."

then she said "do you have a girlfriend?"

and i said "well, i don't know"

"how can you not know?" she said "do you never talk to her?"

i shook my. "we're just sort of having trouble right now.."

Then she got this odd kind of look in her eyes and right when i thought she was going to really give me **** about it she bellowed "well you know what you need to do? just beat her! beat that ***** into SHAPE. smack her and SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!!"

i was very relieved and very amused at the same time. ^-^