A lady friend of mine had a dream involving me and she's scared of what the implications are. She dreamed we were dating on the sly, trying to keep our torrid, passionate affair a secret from her young daughter. We were spending a warm, muggy day at a relatives lake house and all our attempts at sweaty, brain-busting intimacy were thwarted by her precocious offspring. Cut to later that night. My gorgeous friend and I are in bed(after what I can only assume was animalistic rutting)and she attempts to cuddle with me. I become angry with her, gritting my teeth, shouting, spittle flying and hitting her on her beautiful face and large, succulent b*****s. Apparently I have a heretofore unmentioned anger management issue. Cut to the following day. My stunning friend and I take the fruit of her loins to a children's museum. The little tyke takes a shine to me and holds my hand most of the day. This worries her mother, who now knows of my issue with managing anger. Thus ends the dream. But the questions remain. What does it all mean? Should she, in actuality, be wary of me? Has she sensed something in me, something I myself am not even aware of? Will we overcome this dream debacle and commence to getting our respective freaks on? Can her large, succulent b*****s be any more large and succulent? I ask you, good people, for help. Our future is at stake. Thank you.
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