What is the mermaid spell?

Question

I've always wanted to be a mermaid. what is the spell cuz i want to try it

Answer 1

This spell really works. It makes you like one of the H2O girls. It takes about one month for a full tail to come when you touch water (even a tiny drop will change you) and about two months to get a power.

Recite:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…..

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON. Just don’t look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell).

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s) like singing well alot, stomachaches, achy or itchy legs, the urge to drink a lot of water, the urge to touch water/go swimming, a rash, mermaid dreams, dizzines, weakness, and the unconscious urge to keep your legs crossed or together. Sometimes your legs might even stick together.

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. You do not get to choose your power. Powers I’ve heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when you grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won’t work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won’t. I’ve seen its effects; it does work.

Anyone with more questions can post them on here in an entry and I will answer them as best as I can.

PS Boys can say this spell and have it work too. I think everything just takes a little longer for them.

Answer 2

You can't turn into a mermaid you have to be born one of us, i mean them.

Answer 3

Try the spell on 43things. Worth a try.

Answer 4

I am a Wiccan, and I am telling you the spell is a joke. Wanting to do it makes you a joke, seriously.

Edit: Know, thinking that there is something you can find online to become a mermaid makes you a joke.

Answer 5

say allacazam 6 times and you'll turn into one. i did it and now i'm part fish.

Answer 6

I'm seconding Labgrll.  That spell is a joke.  If you don't like that it is too bad, at least we are telling you the truth.

Answer 7

Try shagging a fish.

Answer 8

http://www.health-news.org/photos/119/do...

the water's cold anyway

Answer 9

mermaid dont exist