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What is the most cynical statement you ever heard?

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"Life is a b***h and then you die." That's my favorite.

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"Read my lips, no new taxes"
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Humanity is wretched.
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Inner beauty won't get you laid.
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Life is death because in order for you to live, something or someone else has to die.
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The Golden Rule:

"He Who Has The Gold, Makes The Rules!"
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"man is born crying. When he's cried enough, he dies"

paraphrased and translated from "Ran" (dir. Kurosawa)
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Like it really matters what I think is the most cynical.
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i heard my friend tell my teacher stop acting like a ***** .then stomp out the class and said **** you .
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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"Don't be an idiot--you should never trust anybody!" --My sister told me that, as a 9-year old, after poking me in the eyes with her fingers during the "Trust me, trust me " game in which one person gradually tests the trust/bravery of the other person. Apparently, she felt that my "Yes" answer to the "Trust me?" question was utterly foolish.
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that is my favourite and that about adds it up///
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