What is the most discreet way to leave your table to make out with an attractive waiter at a nice restaurant?

Question

Say you're dining with your husband and children and you don't want to embarrass them.

Answer 1

Wow, i'm not sure if you understand how rude and dishonest you are. The fact that you would think about it is unforgiveable. Grow up!

Answer 2

Fake a cramp and have the waiter walk you to the bathroom.

Answer 3

HAHA someone is really bad

husband yet still want to tap the waiter

say you have to go to the bathroom lock eyes with guy take into bathroom

party

leave first

(i would do the same with a waitress)

Answer 4

When it comes to paying for dinner, toss discretion to the wind. Your hubby and the kids will love you for it.

Answer 5

Easy, take a bite of your dinner and then tilt your head and say, gee I need to let the Chef know that he forgot to add some Basil to this,

I will be right back.  Then go suck face with the handsome and attractive waiter.  Dont forget to fix your lipstick before you come back to the table.

Have fun!

Answer 6

Your husband will figure it out when you have warts and crabs all up on your junk, so why bother hiding it?

Answer 7

THAT'S JUST MESSED UP.

you need help.

Answer 8

wooooooowww okay well first you shouldnt if your already married. and 2nd if you really want to cheat just say that you dont feel good and that you think the food might have gotten to your stomach then go check in with the waiter see how he is making out then sneak out with him without leting you family see you

Answer 9

You are a s**t!!!  I hope you get an STD.

Answer 10

Didn't I just leave this section?  Lady go away, far far away.

Answer 11

YOU'RE CRAZY!!!!

Answer 12

Uh, if you're married you just don't do it.

Answer 13

M-E-O-W!!

accidentally drop something on your skirt - wink wink and excuse yourself to the ladies room - errrr bus boy station!!

Answer 14

You can't be serious. Are you for real?

Now that I've got that out of the way, if you're single, and you find the waiter attractive, call him over and see what his relationship status is. If he's willing and you're willing, make plans to meet after work.

If you married, you're out with your family, and you see an attractive waiter, DON'T BE STUPID!!! If your husband is any kind of attentive man, he'd notice you ogling the waiter, (not to mention your children would notice too), and he will be embarrassed. You would certainly get an earful when you got home.

I wouldn't do it. Think before you act.

Answer 15

you have a personality equal to your avatar. cough* s**t, s**t, S****y s**t * cough

sorry i have a cold...

Answer 16

Set the table on fire.

Answer 17

1. ask to be excused.

2. call your lawyer and ask for devorse papers

3. find the waiter give him your number

4. sit back down and tell the new's to your family!

5. wait for phone call

6. go to court and get it on with lawyer too!

7. lose all rights to see your children

8. and move on with your life!

or if this is an open thing then just do one thing

talk to your husband and lay down some ground rules!

then you won't be soo confused about how to cheat!