What is the most embarrassing or funny thing that has happened to you? ?

Question

Don't be shy! keep it clean!

Answer 1

once in class during halloween we where watching a really funny movie

and i laughed so hard i peed my pants and i was sitting next to my girlfriend and after she said i could wear her dress instead

cause she had a halloween costume with her and i came in costume

the day after i returned with the dress on and after shool ive put my chlotes on and she got her dress back

since then im a cross dresser

Answer 2

falling in front of the one i loved

Answer 3

i was in like kindergarden or 1st grade. i was in gym class and we were doing sit-ups and when i went down a lil f**t came out!

one time i was in a restrunt and i had to go to the bathroom so i opend the door and i saw a man washing his hands. it turned out i walked in to the rong bathroom!

Answer 4

When I called my Boyfriend to tell him that I love him...after a silence...The voice at the end of the phone asked...Who is this...It turned out that I had called my boss in error!!!  

Answer 5

Lol the latest embarrassing thing  that happened to me was on Saturday night. We went out clubbing to celebrate my friend's birthday. The theme was ball gowns ie dressed up. I wore this gorgeous, strapless red dress. It was so nice my friend told me i looked like a vogue model in it! Everyone had commented on how nice it was. Once a guy picked me up, as he became really touchy feely when he found out I was leaving. To my embarrassment as he picked me up, my dress slid down to reveal my b***s!!! and i was higher than everyone so everyone saw it!! and everyone said something about it. In another club I was dancing with this other guy, when we holding each others hands we vaulted from one side to another side of the room...surprise surprise the dress fell down again! It was mega embarrassing because there was a large group of men to the left, who were watching us because i was dancing with their mate, and no one failed to hide a grin....Later on i saw the guy i was dancing with and his friend who also tried dancing with me... as i was propping up my dress in fear that it will fall down again, the latter guy said: Are you keeping that dress under control? and we had a long conversation about that offending dress. I didn't notice until his friend mentioned it, that this guy was wearing fake b***s!

Answer 6

i was holding my baby cousin. 5 months old, and i was patting him on the back, then he farted, then he threw up on my arm. is that clean, sorry if its not.