What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you?

Question

I ask this because I just lost a bet and now I have to kiss my friends @ss in public.....so hearing some equally embarrassing or more embarassing stories may make me feel better haha.

Answer 1

When I was in High School, about 8 yrs ago, my boyfriend at the time took me out to the movies.  While we were standing in the popcorn line, he made a farting sound with his mouth (he was good at doing this without making his lips move-like a friggin ventriloquist).  Well it sounded like it came out of my a$$, and I was really embarrassed, so I turned around, and there was this dad and his daughter standing behind us in the line.  The dad gave me a really ugly look, as if he was disgusted w/ me.  We hurried up and got popcorn and rushed into the movie theater, and sat down.   I thought the coast was clear until,  I turned around to look behind me, and there was the dad and his daughter again!  The dad gave me another ugly look, and actually got up and moved seats!!!  LOL  

Answer 2

I wasn't feeling well at my new job this morning.  I have a small office and has closed the door to break wind, and it was AWFUL.  (I think the paint peeled)  Doesn't my boss (whom I have had 2 chats with in 3 weeks) come in, shut the door and sit down!!  He wanted to brief me on a report so we both suffered through it for 10 minutes!

Answer 3

Accidentally i dropped 20  books on my crush! And worst of all

i was blushing in front of the whole class! So everyone then new i had a crush on him! -_- :O  

Answer 4

i was in the 10th grade and i was so rushed in the morning i grabbed a pair of jeans of my dresser that i had worn the day before and when i started drama class there was a scene where my good friend (a guy) picked me up and spun me and when he picked my up  my thong from the day before that was in the leg of my jeans went flying out the leg of my jeans into the crowd :(

oh my

it turned into a comedy on my behalf and not so much a romance :(

Answer 5

I think your forfeit will top anything I can say. Falling over flat on my face out the front of college with one shoe flying about 5m in front of me was pretty bad. As was saying 'famliage' instead of 'family and marriage' in front of a full lecture hall. One day you'll look back with your friends and laugh - almost makes it worth it.

Answer 6

I was at a party and started laughing really hard at something my freind said. Sometimes when I laugh too hard I pee, and I peed all over this guys floor!! It was soo so so embarassing. Everyone from my school saw.

Answer 7

Nice Kayla. Public as* kissing is pretty high up on the embarrassing list.

Although mine is worse I think. Here's the story (FYI - I don't remember it, I was totally sh*tfaced, blackout drunk. I've put my night together from stories friends told me)

One night I was totally beligerant drunk, I got kicked out of the bar I was at. Some friends later found me trying to break into the a furniture store next door that I thought was another bar. They grabbed me, threw me in their cab and we sped off. I was told I kept asking our cabbie what it felt like to be brown, and recited some of my favourite Indian jokes to him. Subsequently, we were kicked out of the cab. Luckily, we were very close to our destination - Golden Griddle. After getting thrown out of the cab, I pissed on it as it drove away.

Heres the embarassing part: I forgot to tuck my unit back into my pants when I finished. I stumbled around Golden Griddle with my s*****g hanging out of my pants, looking for my friends. After an intense search, I found them, and proceeded to pass out on the table.

I woke up the next morning with a hangover that felt like there was a midget in my head playing the drums, and the worst beer sh*ts of my life.

Answer 8

i was at a dance with all of my friends and my sandal decides to break and i almost fall down the stairs in front of 100's of people

Answer 9

Well it didn't happen to me, but you mention losing a bet and I think this will trump yours. One of my ex-boyfriends lost a bet and his friends took him to Priscilla's Lingerie and made him model several "outfits". And there's video evidence still in existence! I hope you feel better now! rofl

Answer 10

at dinner wiht my then-boyfriends- family.... his grandmother who was visiting leaned in to ask me if i loved him, thinking i was cute i was like "of course ___ is the most perfect man on earth, i'll always love him."

The blank is the name of my ex boyfriend prior to the one who i was at dinner. the whole family stared at me and i then realized what i said i looked on shocked and my boyfriend got up left the table and i ran after him as his grandmother proclaimed me a "HUSSY"...