What is the most embarrassing thing your child has ever said or done in public?

Question

I don't have children because I'm only a teen.

But one day I was at my little brother's daycare with my mom to pick him up. So some of his friends ran up to say hello to me. And like some teenagers, I have acne. So one of my brothers friends pointed at my face and asked "Do you have chickenpox?" XD

Answer 1

my child said to the doctor your arm is a different color than mine he was a dark man

Answer 2

I'm not a mother YET (very soon...a few weeks), but the first thing that came to mind was when my little brother was just learning to say TRUCK.  And...um...he couldn't quite pronounce it right.  He started it out with an "F".  And he practiced this new word quite loudly...in church.

ETA:  After reading naenae's answer, I'm thinking we need to come up with a new word for "truck".  :-D

Answer 3

My sister, 8 year old niece and I were at Target one afternoon when my niece passed gas (very loudly, I might add...).  My sister turned to her and said "Alexa, what do you say?"

After a brief pause she looked at me and said "Feels good!!!"

I laughed so hard!  My sister simply walked away...  Mortified!!

Answer 4

well my sister and me usually wack eachother with bread or chips while in the grocery store

Answer 5

oh no they said that. well my daughter is 3 and this happened not to long ago. we where at home depot buying paint and I turned my back for a second and she was gone. when I found her she was peeing in the display toilet! she was actually sitting down and peeing! talk about embarrassing.

Answer 6

Just a couple of weeks ago, I'm in Walmart with my kids, and I pick up a sundress and hold it up to me.  My four year old daughter says, "You look s**y, Mommy!" My 16 year old neice had been over for a week before that, so I explained to my daughter that some of the words she hears cousin Ashley say aren't necessarily appropriate for younger children to repeat.  So, my six year old son decides to get into the conversation by yelling, "No, Mommy.  We didn't hear the word s*x from Ashley.  We heard the word s*x from Animal Planet."  He's yelling just the word s*x at the top of his lungs while he tells me this...and he continues:  "See, these flies just only want to have s*x.  They don't want to eat.  They just want to have s*x.  They don't want to sleep.  They just want to have s*x.  That's all they do.  They just have s*x."  At this point, little old ladies are looking at me and shaking their heads and I can't decide whether I want to burst out laughing or crawl under a clothes rack.  So, I tell him that I'd appreciate it if he'd stop using that word so loudly.  "Which word am I using too loudly, Mommy?  s*x?  Am I saying s*x too loudly?"

So, then I started laughing...But, eventually I was able to get the words out that a more appropriate word for what the flies doing is mating, or perhaps reproduction because that's how animals and people have babies.

Answer 7

A few years ago when I had just gone 16 my family went to a campsite in the south of England somewhere in a tent. Anyway, I made friends with a guy called Tom and we went and picked up some girls in the campsite bar.

It got to about 11.30pm and the bar closed and, this been a campsite, the amenities weren’t all that great so we ended up sitting behind the toilet block on some dew-covered grass.

After 30 mines, Tom had managed to get his hands into the pants of this bird but because it was ******* freezing at midnight in the UK, he wanted somewhere warmer and more private where they could go shag and eventually settled on the disabled toilets as it was just a private, one-toilet room with a lock on the door.

So, they’d been in there about 5 minutes when the security light round the other side of the toilet block turns on and we see a man in a wheel chair come round the corner with his caretaker. They try to get in the toilet but it’s locked so they wait a few minutes before starting to knock on the door. Getting no reply, the caretaker leaves the disabled guy and goes off to find security to open the door (I found out the next day that Tom thought it was me messing about knocking on the door and so they had just carried on *******).

After about 5 minutes, the security jeep pulls up outside the toilets and 2 security guys (total arseholes) and the caretaker get out. They all walk up to the disabled toilet (the disabled guy is still there) and one of the security guards knocks on the door. There’s no reply again so he gets his master key and opens the door on to these two naked 16 year olds shagging like there’s no tomorrow on the specially-lowered sink.

The security guard just said “I think you better go back to your tents”. The girl started crying and tried to cover herself up, picked up her clothes and ran off but Tom calmly picked up his clothes and walked in to the gents to get changed.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life. I was on the floor struggling to breath I was laughing so hard. Needless to say, their relationship didn’t go any further and the girl made a determined effort to avoid me, Tom, security and the disabled guy for the rest of her holiday.

Answer 8

when we were wee my brother got our little sister to beg for money in a carpark.my mom and i arrived to be greeted by this and a woman walking by muttering under her breath about it.oh shame!

Answer 9

we was at walmart and there was this rather "large" lady in front of us , my son was 3. he was in the cart. she tried to reach over the cart to get a snickers.(we were in the cashiers line) he quite plainly and loudly stated: " i don't think you really need that, do you?"

which i said to him alot, when he would try to grab doritos instead of an apple.

Answer 10

I had my nephew in the grocery store a few months ago, he is three, and there was a very large woman in front of us in line.  Her cell phone started ringing, but it was a tone that was just a beep, beep, beep, and my nephew looked at me and said, uh-oh, look out auntie, she's backing up! He was referring to the sound big trucks make when they go in reverse, but the woman turned around and gave us the most awful look...I was humiliated.  

Answer 11

My husband got home from work after I had had a particularly hard day with the kids and I asked him if he wanted to take them with him to his mom's because I felt like I had been yelling all day. When they got there my mother in law asked my daughter where I was just making conversation. My daughter replied..."At home, I think she is taking a nap, she said she was tired". My mother in law said oh yeah, to which my daughter replied. "yeah, she should be she's been yelling at me ALL DAY." Luckily my mother in law and her sister and husband thought it was hysterical and I am not easily embarrassed.

Answer 12

I'm not a mom, but I have 6 young siblings. So yes, lots of embarrassing moments. Here we go:

Let's see when my mom was pregnant, she always told the kids that there was a baby in her belly. We were at the store, and Jake saw a larger lady. He said nice and loud to my mom, "Mommy look, that lady has a baby in her belly too!" Lucky for us she was so sweet and thought of it as funny.

Another funny one was when my we were a the store (same one actually) and one of them said "Hey, is she a girl or boy?" about a women with shorter hair. That was kind of cute though.

What else? Oh, my mom was throwing a bunch of broken toys out one day, because we were having a birthday party for my brother Nick (4). She was sort of talking outloud and said "Oh this game is a peice of c**p!" The next day we had the party and someone got him the same game. He goes "Ugh this is a peice of c**p!" We had to explain how the one my mom threw out was broken, but this is brand new and very fun.

Another one was my sister Cara (6) was in the dressing room trying on clothes with my other sister Jasmin (9). My mom was sitting outside with the 2 boys and me. She opens the door a little with her hands on her 'area' and says "Mommy Jasmin was looking at my v****a." Everyone in the dressing room finished quick to see what was going on."

We were at Bed Bath and Beyond. They have a bunch of beds set up with comforters and all ready to sleep in. My mom was telling Nick and Jake she just needed to pick up new pillows for all our beds (we have allergies so she changes them every year) then she was putting them down for nap. When we all got there, they saw the display beds and figured that's where my mom wanted them to nap. We discovered they weren't with us so I ran back and couldn't find them (they are 2 that wander). I couldn't find them (never even thought of the beds) so my mom got so freaked and was running around. A bunch of people heard and started looking for them. How embarassing finding them in a bed sleeping!

We were at Sleepy's looking for a new matress my sister Jasmin (9) because she was getting a full be instead of twin. The night before, she had fell asleep on the hall floor. She laid on a matress and said "Ah this is much better then sleeping on the floor." The guy that heard look like my mom was the worst parent in the world." Then we were sitting at the desk and my mom was paying for everything. Before going into that store, Jasmin had asked to stop and get a snack, but my mom said 1 more stop and we were going home. As we were getting up to leave, Jasmin goes mom I'm starving are you ever going to get me food.My mom was sure he would call CPS lol.

Yes, lots of embarrassing things! Sorry if I took up too much room lol.

Answer 13

My 2 year old can't pronounce truck properly... it kind sounds like "cuck".  So whenever she sees a truck that looks like her Daddy's, she yells out "Daddy's Cuck!!".  Needless to say it sounds a lot like something else, so everytime she says it in public I always say "Yes, that looks like daddy's truck"

Answer 14

i was in a store one day and heard a little boy (couldnt have been more then five years old, ) he yelled out "Dirty v****a!" haha o man his mother turned redd redd.

Answer 15

hmmm....this is a tuffy. I have 3 children 6 years, 3 years and 8 months. My 6 year old asked the woman who does our taxes if she ws pregnant (at the time I was) and she said no being that she is 65. Then he asked her why she was so fat and said that his mommy tells him that if he eats too much junk food he'll get fat so maybe she ought to start eating fruits and veggies. Talk about embarassing. Now my 3 year old has this problem with just whipping his "little thing" out and peeing wherever in public. My husband and I play softball and I have had several people tell me each week about him peeing next to the play ground. How embarassing.

Answer 16

I was in Dairy Queen with my 3 yr old one day.  We were sitting at the table eating our ice cream when this family of very large people came in.  They got their ice cream and sat down.  Well my little one said "Is that the fat people's chairs?!?!" She said it so loud, everyone heard it, including the large people.  I was so embarrassed!!!!

Answer 17

ahhha

i cant think of any..all my siblings are older and i have no kids.