What is the most embarressing thing your child has ever said or done?

Question

When my son was almost two we were living with my friend and her bf, who was not a good influence as it turned out, and he had a very colorful vocabulary. So we went to Wal Mart and were grocery shopping when we had to wait for a guy who was blocking the whole isle. Christopher was impatient that day and wanted to go go go so I explained that when he moved his cart we would go. He looked at the guy and said move your f*cking cart! I could have died!

Answer 1

When my son first started talking, he had trouble pronouncing some words correctly.  The "Kuh" sound was one of those sounds that seemed to give him a lot of trouble....it usually came up as "Puh".  

One day we were grocery shopping and he saw that they had corn on the cob and he started yelling (very loudly I might add) MOMMY I WANT p**n!!!!  I was mortified by the evil looks I got from the elderly women nearby!

Answer 2

When My little girl was born I was so proud of her, so pleased to have at last had a girl.  I got her all ready to have her picture taken. I made her look her prettiest & waited in the queue with the other proud mums.

2 people were in front of me & my little girl (abt 8months) suddenly diarrhoeaed all up her back.  So embarressing!

Answer 3

Running naked outside of the apartment complex. He is only 4 years old. He didn't know how to talk at the time strange huh.

Answer 4

Well an old friend of mine had a really bad habit of cussing in front of her kids. When her infant had a poopy diaper she would say he crapped or sh*t his pants. Well I always told her she should watch her language because her 3 year old repeated words like a parrot. Well we were in the grocery store and her daughter noticed a brown mark on her moms behind from a piece of candy she sat on in her car and her 3 year old says mama you sh*t your pants again... I walked away and laughed till I cried. I was very embarrassed for her. But thats what she gets for speaking that way in front of her kids..

Answer 5

When my first daughter was about 4 , she was with me in a doctors office. A very tall man (about 6'4 or 6'5) came in with his wife and my daughter says (very loudly, "OH MY GAWD MOMMY! JUST LOOK AT THAT GIANT! ISN'T HE HUUUUUGEE, MOMMY? A REAL LIFE GIANT!!"  I wanted to die.

Another time when she was little, Lil Romeo had some kid basketball movie out that she saw at my mom's. Well, we went to target and and there was a boy there that actually did look a lot like him.. but obviously he was not him. My daughter lets out a LOUD SCREECH followed by, "LIL ROMEO!!!!! IS THAT YOU??" I wanted to die again.

Another time we were in Target she yells over the aisle to her daddy..."Hey dad! How long is this gonna take- I have to p**p so bad!"

Yep... that girl has humiliated me.

Oh I can't believe I forgot this one. She was 3 and still in pull-ups. We went to watch my niece (age 4) graduate pre-school. They sang a song about being big kids and being out of diapers. When everyone was finished clapping and awing.. my daughter stands up, lifts up her dress and says, "I'm still in diapers! See!!"

Answer 6

Haha, my daughter can't talk yet, so nothing embarassing has happened other  than her trying to get into my shirt everywhere we go..

but my sister when she was 3 years old.. was in the cart and the grocery store. Almost Identical to your story.. she was getting impatient, at this woman who's cart was in our way. She turned around and said, "MOVE IT LADY!"

Boy, was my mom embarassed.. and kept apologizing to the lady!~ haha.

Answer 7

When I was with my ex his son pulled his pants down in front of our nieghbors apt and peed on her window come to find out she was watching him the whole time... I finally got him to move to our window... He was only 4 though.

Answer 8

When my second son was born, we explained to my oldest, then 4 about the baby breastfeeding. I was at Wal-Mart with them one day and the baby started to cry. My Oldest yells out " Mommy I think he wants your titty!" I made it a point to teach the youngest to call them  b***s lol

Answer 9

ran in the street

Answer 10

Just recently my daughter seeing little people for the first time and asking me very loudly why is this lady so small like this!!!!

Answer 11

Being a single mom of three my van got repo'd and we had to buy a '93 olds cutlass from an auction b/c that is all I could afford. My kids missed the van and complained alot b/c our car wasn't new. I told them we were lucky to have it b/c it is old and made of steel and if we get into a wreck we will be safer than the people in the new cars b/c they are made of fiberglass. Well one day we got pulled over and b/c the driver side window doesn't roll down I opened the door to talk to the cop. The cop said "Your window doesn't roll down?" and I said "No"  Then my 9 year old daughter yelled from the back seat "Don't talk about our car, it's steel and if we smash into your crappy police car with it we will live and you'll die, so there." The cop thought it was cute and laughed and said "You know what I think you're right."

Answer 12

Once My Brother (4) Shouted in a Que for McDonald's,"Hey Mommy Look at that Freaky man"  Then the Freaky man Turned Around and it was a woman! I dunno Why He found her so Freaky.

Answer 13

well i don't have any kids, i'm still young, but one time we were eating at a fancy restaurant. my dad ordered sausage. my brother said, very loudly, "dad, can i have a bite of your sausage?" lol

Answer 14

I have a brother vvho is a cop so vve thought it vvould be funny to teach my son to call him a pig...he vvas 2 at the time. So one day vve got pulled over and vvhen the cop came to the vvindovv my son said hey its a pig! I vvas like OH sh**. Luckily it vvas a nice cop vvith a sense of humor and I told him vvhy my son called him a pig. I do have to say that i have learned my lesson about teaching my child to say something that he really shouldnt. LOL

Answer 15

hahaha

I would have been so embarassed if that happened....

And I have 10 children so there has been numerous of things that my kids have done that embarassed me....

I would say that the most embarassing thing that my daughter has done was at age 3 she asked my sisters son which is 14 if she could see his peepee then she pulled his pants and underwear down!

hahaha

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Answer 16

When my daughter was 1 wk. old we took her to church so our friends could see her. It was quiet as we were praying then all of a sudden my daughter lets out this very noisy squirting sound out of her bottom as she went poo. People nearby couldn't help laughing, but I turned bright red!

Answer 17

when my grandmother passed away my oldest were 5 (twins) and they started asking a lot of questions about death and why she died. I explained to them that sometimes people just die of old age and they just get old and pass away.

a few weeks later my step grandmother came to visit from another state and when we saw her she put her arms out to hug the kids and my son went up to her and got a good look at her and then said "you're old, you're gonna die soon". Let me tell you, I could have crawled in a hole and died myself LOL luckily she had a good sense of humor and laughed at his comment.

Answer 18

my mind went blank for my son.

  but my little brother was about 2 and we were in the store and it was the very first time he had ever seen an african american  but my brother yelled VERY loudly "LOOK MOM A MONKEY" my mom and I were SO embarrassed and she apologized a million times which the man said it was no problem and did not seem offended... we could have died.

I really hope no one found this offensive, just something that i could never forget and was absolutely embarrassing.

another time i went to the store with my cousin and her 3 kids and 2 of them decided to miss-behave and we were trying to "escort" them out the door and my cousin (the child) started screaming in the parking lot "please don't beat me mom please don't beat me" it was HORRIBLE! (my cousin has NEVER laid a hand on her children (but she said she could have "beat her in that moment" with all the looks we got! her daughter is what we call a drama queen! but yes.... very embarrassing!