What is the most interesting slip of the tongue you experienced while trying to avoid saying an obscenity?

Question

Now, I am not one to use obscenities, not intentionally, anyway. I like to keep my language foul-free.

But one time I was playing old school video games, and I was trying to say "dad shoot it!" because I felt a slip of tongue coming on, but instead out came stuff like "dad sh-- it!, dad f--- it, dad d--- it!" I SOOOO hated that! The second one was the worst of the three.

I tend to get all serious when I play video games, more serious than I should! lol!

Answer 1

I was in my 9th grade science class years ago and we had the shyest teacher ever. I was reading out loud in class and instead of saying organism I said o****m. He turned bright red and everyone was cracking up. I thought it was hilarious! He never looked me in the eye again.  

Answer 2

when going to say the f-word.

i once said: fagloop.

it was hilarious.

Answer 3

I was around my mom, dad, sister and my sister's boyfriend and instead of saying another word I said p***y and we were all quiet for a good five minutes.  Very embarrassing.

Answer 4

i hate heights, i went on a ferris wheel over the weekend and let a few unmentionables slip out high up in the air around my sisters kids, lol

Answer 5

I was trying to tell a older patron that she needed struts on her car before aligning it, of course, I tried to tell her that her struts were not slotted, but I slipped and said that her s***s were not slotted. LOL

Answer 6

Once I step in dog p**p ,, and I said d**n it i step in dog p**p,,, and i ment to say d**n it I step in fvckin  dog shlt,,wtf  

Answer 7

i was reading outloud from the math book and instead of saying 8x i said 8s3x lol idk but it was really funny

Answer 8

I usually yell out the F word when I'm not supposed to.

Answer 9

Last night I asked for four Midol.  I meant four Advil.  I don't know where Midol came from.

Answer 10

Can't remember.

I try to keep my language foul free too. (: