What is the most lame joke you ever told?

Question

What is the most lame joke you ever told?

Answer 1

Knock Knock

Who's there

Poopy

hahahahahaaa

stupid

Answer 2

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

a stick. :P

Answer 3

what that old wrinkly thing on grandma .o thats just just grandpa..pretty g*y dontcha think..

Answer 4

knock knock

who's there?

banana

banana who?

banana split.

I can't believe no one's said this already!

Here another that my strange little sister made up:

What do you call a ship on a boat?

a shipboat direction

i know I don't get it either.

Answer 5

y didnt the skeleton go to the prom

because he had no "BODY" to go with

another one is a family of tomatos were walkin down the street and theres a papa tomato a mama tomato and  baby tomato the baby tomato is laggin behind so the papa tomato goes back and scwishes him and says "Cachup"

Answer 6

i'm the queen of lame jokes.

there were 2 muffins in an oven. one muffin said "man. it's hot in here!" the other muffin says "oh my gosh!  a talking muffin!"

Answer 7

This was really lame but I said it to my dad awhile back when I was talking to my mom.

I was in the middle of a sentence and he butted in so I was like

'This is a Taco and Burrito conversation, NACHO!'

Pretty lame but kinda funny :]

Answer 8

how did da chicken cross da road

Answer 9

A man was hung himself. There was a puddle benneth him.

How did he die?

He stood on a big brick of ice until it melted.

Answer 10

What's up?

What?

Chicken Butt

Answer 11

umm why did the monkey fell off the tree..

answer-cuz it was dead..

lolz..

stupid huh

Answer 12

My wedding vows.

Answer 13

Knock knock

Whose there?

9 11

9 11 who?

You said you'd never forget!

Answer 14

what kind of cheese is not yours?????

are you ready for this?????

Nacho cheese!!!!!

so lame i know

Answer 15

Someone says to a girl: Fat Penguin

The girl says: What?

The same someone says: I thought I would say something to break the ice.

Answer 16

Hi and do you have a map

no why ?

because im getting lost in ur eyes LOL YOU?

Answer 17

There are two people in a room. One says " It smells like up dog in here." The other one says " whats up dog?"

Here is another one:

What did the orange say to the fruit?

Nothing! Oranges can't talk!

Here is another one!:

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 789! Ahh!

Lame huh?

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(O.o )

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Answer 18

well this is more of a pick up line

but this is what i said:

"All the voices in my head agree: You look beautiful."

LOL!

it worked tho!

Answer 19

yo momma so fat, she doesn't take pictures, she takes posters! hahaha...lol. lame i know!

Answer 20

why was 6 afraid of 7...because 7 8 9...hehehe

not a VERY lame joke but it gets old quick.....!!..=)

oooo....how do you call nine one one??....lol

Answer 21

knock knock

who's there?

hatch

hatch who?

bless you!

Answer 22

Two potatoes were sitting in the oven.

One potato says to the other: "man, it's hot in here."

The other potato says" AHHH! A talking potato!!!"

Lame huh? Here's another:

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was a salted. Get it?

Answer 23

knock knock

whose there?

orange

orange who?

orange u glad i didn't say banana?

Answer 24

it was so lame i stopped telling it and forgot it so i wouldnt have to tell it again. but my family has really corny humor so any jokes that sound like kid jokes are lame but we tell anyway

Answer 25

what kind of bees produce milk?

boo-bees !

pretty g*y huh?

Answer 26

what did one chicken say to the other chicken baaaaaak