What is the most rediculous "dream fight" you can think of, yet still keep a sense of plausibility?

Question

We see some real doozies of hypothetical dream fights being proposed. Whoever can come up with the most rediculous, yet still with a shred of plausibility wins 10 points. Ok, I'll get the rediculous ball started:

Muhammad Ali versus Marvin Hagler and Jake Lamotta and Stanley Ketchel(all in their primes)alternating every third round, for 15 rounds.

Answer 1

I want Ghandi and Hitlar

to tag team against a spartan and a guy in a chicken suit

And I declare that each round be battled, on the home course of each contestant.  A

cncentration camp,, a dojo, the colleseum, a jello pit and best buy!

Answer 2

Hillary vs. Barack  she TKOs in third round

Answer 3

Muhammad Ali vs. Joe Louis

Answer 4

~Ricky Hatton vs. Jesse Feliciano.

Not the biggest dream fight, but i bet it would be d**n good.

Two inside brawlers...there would be so many head butts.

~Kermit Cintron vs. Joe Calzaghe (were they to be in the same weight class)

~Valdimir Klitchko vs. Lennox Lewis

Oh and it would be a dream to have Mills Lane as A referee again...MISS THAT GUY!

Answer 5

That rumor that's been going on that Oscar De La Hoya's last fight may and possibly will be against the PacMan Manny Pacquiao.

http://www.sportinglife.com/boxing/news/...

Answer 6

Anderson Silva vs Roy Jones Jr. Any journeymen in boxing can outbox Anderson Silva.

Answer 7

chris brown will bow to MJ and will be his servise.

Answer 8

Rocky vs. *insert name*: have you ever watched a Rocky movie?

Larry Holmes vs. Thomas Hearns (If I recall correctly Hearns fought a heavy weight fight once)

Mike Tyson vs. Evander Holyfield -Present (The name for the fight should be called "Oldie's Greatest Hits" or "Stroke of luck")

Answer 9

Chemical brothers vs The prodigy while attempting to play some old school tracks

Answer 10

(1) Marvin Hagler vs Rocky Marciano Last man standing would be good as both have the two best chins in boxing

(2) Elmer Fuddstein vs Hebrew the jerk Mauler could happen in a computer fight if all answerers vote for who they think would win.

(3) Floyd Mayweather vs The Big Show could happen if they   decide to throw the script out of the window.

Answer 11

michael jackson, vs tiger woods vs president bush vs hillary clinton vs Mr. T.  vs Silverster stalone vs jack nicholson. All alternating for 15 sec each round, for 60000 rounds. Yes, ridiculous. But with 0 CARBS!!

Answer 12

the most recent one which comes to mind was vlad klitschko vs muhammad ali......so far, my answer to that one has 4 thumbs up and 4 thumbs down....it's amazing how many peoople (probably the same guy with different accounts) are picking vlad.

another one was jimmy wilde vs mike tyson.....maybe if wilde had a slingshot and stone!!!

Answer 13

Without a doubt, hands down the most ridiculous dream fight I ever saw on this site was Muhammad Ali vs Mike Tyson.