What is the most ridiculous thing you've heard a parent tell their child?

Question

Whether it be a lie, inappropriate, crule ect.

Answer 1

"That reason there were no fish in Clear Creek was the gold in the water caught in their gills and killed them". This was told to me in the 50's when were riding up to Central City on an outing. I was about five years old. At that time there were no fish below Central City because of the mine pollution. The good news is they have cleaned that up and there are now fish in the creek.

Answer 2

Religious parents who threaten their child with a fake h**l for bad behaviour.

Oh yea and "I hate you because you look like your father."- My neighbor

Answer 3

"I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap if I hear another cuss word out of you!"  

Wasn't but 15 minutes I said a cuss word so my mom rubbed my tooth brush on a bar of soap and washed my mouth out!

I was around 9 years old.

Answer 4

santa will smack you if your not good, to a six year old!

Answer 5

the little boy asked his dad why it rains, the dad said it is God crying.  The little boy asked him why God was crying.  The dad said I don't know, but it's probably something you've done.  He was like 6 or 7.  IT made me laugh.

Answer 6

B4 my children I worked in a shop, one day a woman came in with a young girl (maybe five years old).

The girl was being naughty and the mother told the girl that I was going to stab her if she didn't  be good!!!

I was horrified.

Answer 7

My little brothers mom bought a d***o that looked exactly like a p***s and my little brother, apparently had enough knowledge (he's 7)  to say "Mom, why do you have a pink weiner?" She said "It's a cherry lollipop that vibrates!" So the next day we came back and he had it in his mouth. He said "It tastes like plastic!" then he said "Hope you didn't use it yet." She said "What does that mean?" and he said "You know m********e!!!!!!"

It wasn't parents who told him but his cousin did.

It was the most awkward momment.

His cousins told him practically everthing about stuff he shouldn't know.

Answer 8

i have a 4 month old daughter and me and my boyfriend live in his parents house they gave us when they moved somewhere else and we have takein over payments and the house was in really bad shape but we fixed the important stuff  up like all the rooms in the house then all the snow had just melted and the yard was a mess there were car parts and stuff every where cuz my boyfriends parents didn't take care of anything so there was stuff every were trash car part junk and so my mom told me that if we didn't clean the yard up my daughter would get taken away from me i still can't believe she would say that to me who says that to there child

Answer 9

I was always told that if I swallowed apple pips , an apple tree would grow inside me. Also that if I swallowed gum it would stick up my insides.

I believed these two for years. Then my parents tried to tell me Santa doesn't exist !!!!! Fat lot they know.

Answer 10

A woman told her daughter she would "break her hands" if she washed them after using the bathroom.

Answer 11

You're worthless

You embress me (to like a 6 year old who dosen't know better and didn't do any thing wrong)

You're such a pain in my ***, I wish you would go away and leave me the h**l alone.

Yeah I wanted to slap those parents! what horrid things to say!!!

Answer 12

"get over here now, or I'll never take you anywhere again"

lol yeah right whatever.

Answer 13

Parents who curse their children like they were adults on the street corner!

I was going in a store one day and this woman was rushing to get to the bus stop, I supposed they lived close by, cause she looked around to see that her son ---i guess about eight or so --- had followed her. She cursed that baby OUT, called him about five different ugly names in as many seconds. Then the bus came and she left him standing there. He looked so mortifed, so down, I just wanted to go and put my arms around him. I didn't of course - can't do stuff like that anymore - but I wanted to! I pray for him often and it's been two years.

Answer 14

Why do you have a hickey!

Answer 15

Im going to spank you for no reason

Answer 16

" IF U DONT MIND U SEE THAT POLICE OVER THERE HE WILL TAKE U AWAY TO WHERE THEY KEEP BAD LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS"... THAT IS THE WORSE THING I HAVE HEARD IN A LONG TIME...

Answer 17

I was about 13 at a parade in DC years ago, and a little boy(about 4) dropped his ice cream rapper on the ground and went to pick it up and his mother said," boy, don't pick that up, let the government clean it up"

I thought that was a terrible message for a child.

Answer 18

pretty girls dont need math.....riiiighhht

Answer 19

my mom told me after after a guy helped her w/ parking, and then i accidentaly threw a frisbee besides him and the guy said "you better be" after i said "sorry!" my mom told me:

Looks like he went from nice to b@$t@rd, and then she cuffed her mouth!!!

Answer 20

That god doesn't exist.I mean whatever if you don't wanna believe but don't be lying to your children about it.Let them make their own decision about it.

Answer 21

i heard a dad tell his son what makes you think you know anything about anything but i dont know what they were talking about before so it could have just been bad timing for me to over hear but i thought it was kinda funny but terribly rude for a dad to say that to a kid that was about 10

Answer 22

A little girl told her mom she had to go poopoo and her mom said, "Just go in your diaper"

Answer 23

God is love.  

(Check your Old Testament).

Answer 24

my dad had me convinced for years that cornflakes were actually made of cardboard lol

Answer 25

that if she was bad the cops would get her like on the show.