What is the most secretive way to have s*x?

Question

I've been having s*x with one of my friends and we only do it when we're at our homes. What's the most secretive and fastest way to have s*x?

P.S.- You perverts, I didn't really want to post this, but my girlfriend told me to.

Answer 1

you know the answer: turn the light off and cover-yourself and have at it.. of course alone .... remember chickens have to have fun....so choke the chicken..

Answer 2

go to the motel or hotel you pervert. i just did it 2 days ago... it save, private, comfort and u can scream... no one cares.

p/s: i'm no pervert too... LOL!!!

Answer 3

  What about on a motorcycle. She sits in the front and rides both you and the bike. it works and is very exciting. don't even need to raise the kickstand or start the engine. And it was her idea.  

Answer 4

put your hand on her mouth and make sure ur balls dont hit her *** thats loud

Answer 5

Your girlfriend is interested in the fastest way to have s*x??Just do it all day long!!!

Answer 6

Hey!

LMAO

hahaha

-in the closet man!!!

-Park (never tied it but my friend did at night)

-bath( very romantic and ahhhh yeah not exactly quiet with the water but i recomand it)

-up against a wall (i like that :P)

hope this helps

lots of love

C.  

Answer 7

Be quiet when doing it

Don't tell others about it

P.S. I'm not a pervert; and my doesn't your girlfriend have you well trained? LOL!

Answer 8

you spooning her on a couch.. hopefully a secluded one with a tv so you can pretend your "watching a movie"

Answer 9

Finger em - you know where - under the table, I heard about this neva tried it though.

Answer 10

back seat of a car or out in the woods!

PS: im usually one of the perverts... but you need help so i guess ill tell you

Answer 11

just do it freeley

Answer 12

wtf? I don't think this is the right site to ask that XD

P.S.- I aint no pervert.

Answer 13

there is a reason why the backseat of your car does not have bucket seats..................

Answer 14

First I need to know : Is that your girlfriend you having s*x with or with a man. There is 2 reasons for my question: The first - curiosity.

The second - If it is a male you can simply bend over and let him do you from behind. If it is a female it will require better position and more time.

By the way - I thought girls don't want the s*x to finish so fast. LOL.