What is the most useless super power one could have?

Question

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Answer 1

For me, wind is the most useless power one could have. Because it may destroy electrical circuits. And the useful power one could have are fire and water, because fire makes soil fertile and water fights plant's thirstiness (only except cactus, and desert plants).

Answer 2

Ability to magically dissolve old gum (on the sidewalk or bottom of one's shoe).

Ability to identify people who privately pick their nose.

Ability to sort US currency just by feel, not by sight.

Ability to change any liquid into grape juice.

Ability to stand on one leg without ever falling over.

Answer 3

Nuclear missiles.   Not any good if you don't use them and dead if you do.

ability to leap short buildings in 7 or 8 bounds

Answer 4

the most useless superpower is being able to spot someone who wears a fake hairpiece.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

the absolute GREATEST and absolute most USELESS is the power...................to     kill     urself     and     only      urself.