What is the most ‘incredible’ Chat-Up line used successfully on the opposite s*x? & Surprisingly it WORKED?

Question

Example:

While playing In a very loud busy club called The Fridge in Brixton, London, a guy was standing looking sad, not dancing, not having a good time.

I called him to the DJ booth & ask him “what’s up”, “the girls” he said, “they are all blanking me, I can’t get no joy”

(And some other words that guys say, you girls must not know them. Lol. OK)

I told him to just play along with what ever I say, I grabbed the mike, stopped the music and said.

“This party is for my friend here, he has just been released TODAY from 10 years in top-security prison, because he did a big robbery, hid the money and to this day has not told the Police where it is.

Please be friendly to him, but he totally refuses to talk about it, so please don’t bother to ask him”.

He was giving me horrified looks, but I told him to, trust me!!

Within half ‘N hour he was swamped, with young ladies. lol

What was the attraction?

What’s your experience?

Answer 1

they just wanted the money not him or his past haha

Answer 2

"I give great head".We have been together for 7 years now thx to that line.Read the question again that is not a chat up line

Answer 3

Not a chat up line and quite obscene but I guess it is a hidden talent.  One of my friends used to be able to tell how old a girl was just by looking at her nipple, he never got it wrong and surprisingly many women were impressed.

Answer 4

Best chat-up line:

'Does this rag smell like chloroform to you...?'

Answer 5

Displays that every Women has the mentality of the average 7 year old boy.

Answer 6

i've heard loads of rubbish chat up lines...

Chat up lines always makes me think of the book 'The Game' by neil strauss, its all about a system that these guys come up with that is fool proof for pulling ladies...

and i think you realise that those girls in the club that nite were only after that guy because they thought he was rich - some girls are really shallow