What is the nerdiest name you can give to a child?

Question

Why don't more parents give their kids nerdy names if they really care? Think about it, you name a kid Cornelius he's probably going to end up reading a lot because kids won't want to hang out with him, then he'll grow up to be the head of a Fortune 500 company. Meanwhile you name a kid Jason and he ends up in Iraq.

Answer 1

Gus

Answer 2

Steve Urkel

Answer 3

The nerdiest name you can give a kid would have to be Antonio

Answer 4

dexter,milhouse,arthur

Answer 5

boy - Albert

girl - Laurel

lol I just think those names are kinda dorky, but that's just me!

I don't think you can make or break a child's future by a name alone. I mean, think of how many famous, rich people have stupid names? And how many people with really great names aren't rich or famous? You know what I mean?

Answer 6

herbert.

jason will havesome cool stories from iraq and do and see things that cornelius never will. jason will have the richer life in the end anyway.

Answer 7

Mr. Picklesworth.

Answer 8

Gaylord.

Answer 9

MAXIMILLION

Answer 10

The names I've always thought were nerdy:

Egbert

Dexter

Dwayne

Dwight (maybe because of "The Office")

Carl

Harold

Emmet

Ernest or Ernie