What is the opening in the front of boxer shorts for?

Question

do guys actually pee thru that?

Answer 1

Yes...lol

erghh i hate it how they put it in girls underwear n stuff, we don't need it..it looks trashy lol

how random  :]

Answer 2

Not me..........rather annoying to behonest

Answer 3

loll...yeahh

Answer 4

haha i dont too much work

Answer 5

its really hard to pee thru that, i just pulled my boxers down and pee, its much easier

Answer 6

Its the escape portal for relieving excess fluid.

Answer 7

*laughs uncontrollably*

I never considered that.

Answer 8

lol.. clueless.

Answer 9

They pull out their junk and pee through it.  This is so they do not need to pull down the underwear (since they are lazy to do the extra pulling down movement lol ).  I see it all the time with my husband in the bathroom lol.  It is also for *easy access* during foreplay and such lol.

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Answer 11

No did you ever see a monkey try to get a banana out of jar while he is holding the banana, its a disaster. Use the pant leg of the boxer so there is no accidents. Hope this helps

Answer 12

yes we do.  It makes using the urinal a much quicker and cleaner event.  It is intended to reduce the need to untuck and retuck your dress shirt, preventing the male version of tucking your dress in the back of your undies.

Answer 13

Yep you unzip and pull it out from the hole in the front

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