What is the proper etiquette for riding a unicorn?

Question

What is the proper etiquette for riding a unicorn?

Answer 1

Well, unicorns only trust virgins--so I guess this must be a rhetorical question.  Don't sit on the horn (ouch!).

Answer 2

permission first.  

Answer 3

First you must introduce yourself, or he or she will stab you to death with its horn

Answer 4

You NEED to be a virgin and only if you are will a unicorn let you ride it .First you MUST bring a gift to it. and if it accepts, you must thank it ,and then (and only then) you can ride him/her. Also remember you must hold onto the mane and only ride bareback.

Answer 5

Playing leapfrog

Answer 6

Flowing cape ALWAYS on the left side.

Answer 7

clean your boots first. don't touch it up. don't kick it. don't yell faster horsie faster. hang onto the mane though.

Answer 8

Why, doesn't EVERYONE know that you must ASK the unicorn for their PERMISSION, first?  You never treat a unicorn like an ordinary horse!  You wouldn't put a SADDLE on one!  How gauche!

If you have a sugar cube, or carrot, or even some angel hair candy, for them, they certainly would view you much more kindly.

Have a polite day.

Answer 9

first you go find yourself a unicorn and then jump on it and hop over the clouds

Answer 10

Lie back close your eyes and start day dreaming

Answer 11

Bare-back, and nude.  Duh!  Should you per chance be riding it near Sedona Arizona however, when you sense a vortex, cover your left nipple and say sha-na-na...Stevie nicks just says no now...  Other wise you'll get sucked in to it, and the next thing you know, you'll have a card table set up and be giving spiritual guidance to tourists, for the rest of your life.