What is the proper response when you come home and 300 cute, fluffy hamsters are cleaning your house?

Question

What is the proper response when you come home and 300 cute, fluffy hamsters are cleaning your house?

Answer 1

Depends on the type of hamster, I'll do my best though to cover the most popular species:

Syrian : As mainly an Islamic group of hamsters they should be rewarded with Kosher meats and then read several passages from the Q'aran as a parting gesture.

Russian Dwarf : Always walk upon your knees around them, so as not to offend them with regard to their height. Make sure to speak in your best Russian accent and thank them with several shots of Vodka each, before dancing with them all long into the night.

Chinese : Lavish them with a spectacle of a show! Dance around in brightly coloured clothes, dress up as a dragon and sing various Chinese pop songs. Make sure there are plenty of rice and noodles on hand - and plenty of chopsticks!

European : Most of these hamsters are used to working for pittance so any reward given will be greatly spared. The best thing you could do for them would be to allow them (and possibly their 100's of relatives from abroad) to stay at your house for a while (might be longer).

Tibetan : Keep away from the Chinese hamster at all costs! These hamsters will expect you to join forces with them and protest the innocence of the hamster-dalai lama as a show of thanks for the cleaning.

Hope this helped!

Answer 2

Holy S**T!!!! Would be ok i think. Then enjoy it. Don't forget to feed them!

Answer 3

thank them for the hard work, make them a cup of tea, and maybe a bit of small talk. just whatever you do, DONT LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG!!

Answer 4

are you high?

Answer 5

"you forgot to dust over the fridge"