What is the proper way in society to deal with BONERS?

Question

i'm not trying to be crude but if a guy gets a ***** in class he can't get in trouble because thats something he can't control this guy gets them all the time and the teacher never says anything or looks away but this is in school

out in the real world at your job the store the movies or any random place what would be the proper way to handle this situation not for the person who has it but for the boss or what should a teacher do i mean technically it's not a crime but what's the 'right way'?

Answer 1

Go into the nearest restroom and beat it.

Answer 2

I'd sit him down and say "look, I am happy you love your job so much, but tuck that thing away"

there are lots of ways to deal with a pesky bone.......

Answer 3

I have only heard of this happening in class not at a job, but if it did the best approach is to ignore it, mentioning it would just create an embarrassing  situation.

Answer 4

this is a very young guy problem, the teacher is handling it correctly.

Answer 5

Ignore it.

Answer 6

The way the teacher is handling it is the best approach, ignoring it. The guy has to be embarrassed by this, pointing it out to him is only going to make him feel worse. I'm sure his buddies are giving him a bad time about it already (or praising him).

To be honest, this is more of a problem with teenage guys. I've never seen it in a professional work situation.  

Answer 7

Well, for guys, the appropriate thing to do is to lose them as quickly as possible. Quite contrarily, guys do have a degree of voluntary control over their erections. I've found that mentally repeating "Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers ..." over and over (a la 'Austin Powers') seems to help.

If this person keeps popping a hard on in class, perhaps one day you should just call him out on it. I can guarantee he'll be so embarrassed that he'll never even get a chubby in class again.