What is the proper way to bow when addressing a cat?

Question

Also, should they be called "Your Excellency" or "Your Highness?" Which might a cat prefer? I don't wish to offend our great feline masters.

Answer 1

"Your Majesty" usually.  

And you should prostrate yourself face first on the ground.

Answer 2

A slight bow is preferred, for if you bow too low, they will jump

on your head and try to wrestle it from your neck, causing them great guilt, albetit with a sly grin on the side. Most are

extremely impressed if you can call them by their Egyptian

names, but will accept "Sir Mouse-a-lot or "Lady Aloofia".

One should always keep fresh sardines in a handbag or

wallet as a token of your esteem and present them on a

small, tasteful plate decorated with hieroglyphics. If these

requirements are duly met, you will be rewarded with the

high honor of scratching them at the bottom of their tail.

Answer 3

While presenting their food bowl to their majesties, of course!

Answer 4

When in close proximity, at the knees.

Either greeting is acceptable as long as it's done in a soft, high-pitched tone.

Answer 5

I call mine Chairman Meow.

Answer 6

"Your Excellency" will do, and don't forget to grovel and kiss her paws as well.

Answer 7

You don't have to bow, just tug your whiskers.

Answer 8

Be sure you bow low enough so that their head is higher than yours.  And if you bring catnip, all the better.  :-p

Answer 9

I don't think you can ever bow the right way to a cat. They are just to Royal.

But that great Catnip might help from them beheading you?

Answer 10

So long as you bring food and kneel they will be Ok I think.

Answer 11

i should say 'my highness'.

Answer 12

I prefer "Your Royal Excellency Most High"

Answer 13

Mine allow me to get by with a small curtsey, as long as I bring Pounce catnip flavored snacks.

Answer 14

Ladies always curtsy deeply and address cat royalty as, 'Your Royal Feliness'.

Afterwards, you offer them catnip presented to them on a velvet pillow.

Answer 15

MY two are even lucky I let them in the house...let alone refer to them as "Royalty"

Now My Cockatoo:

She is a Princess....lol