What is the proper way to handle post coital conversation with strangers ???

Question

Should I roll over and ignore them or should I just get too drunk to remember ???

Answer 1

ask them for their credit card number, unless they paid in cash.. otherwise, ask them what diseases you can expect.. cause, that's where you're headed for..  

Answer 2

Seems to me if you are at the post stage..you better do one of 2 things..put on a condom..or run like h**l...I like option #2 myself. You do know that coital also includes in most dictionary definitions...anal as well. Had to add that one! I do not think you could ever get drunk enough to forget that one my friend! LMAO!!!

Answer 3

When your done smoking your cigarette, suddenly say "c**p! I forgot I have to give my sister a ride to the airport! What time is it? Great I still have 30 minutes! Im sorry but I gotta go! See ya."  

Answer 4

"How do you do? It's been such a pleasure meeting you.

Would you like a cup of tea, or would you prefer it if I escorted you directly to your vehicle?"

I'm firmly of the view that it's never too late to introduce a little class into one's social interactions.

Answer 5

Old man winter needs to get laid....