What is the proper way to measure p***s size?

Question

How do you measure p***s size and shape? Mine curves to the left and upward and never been sure how to exactly measure it. Where do i start and end the measurement and do i measure the curve or just a straight line?

Answer 1

Well you measure a dog's tail from the a**s...so try that.

Answer 2

Try to get it at the straightest possible angle, adjacent to the ground, and use a ruler or tape measure and measure it.  You may want to measure it several different times with different erections, and average them to get the best results

Answer 3

The proper way to measure your p***s is when it is erected.  You lay on your back and with a measuring tape start at the pubic region and line it up to the tip of the prepuce which is the mushroom like region of the p***s.  Do not use a ruler as it will be less accurate since p***s have curves up and side ways.  the average p***s erect is somewhere are 4-6 inches. It is normal that it curves to the left or right and it is suppose to curve up during an erection.  If you have any further questions just let me know.  

Answer 4

Daddy Sausage says

start at the base or where it start at the bottom, them

massage your meat, so its poking out,

then straighten out your meat,

the measure, your sausage.

Answer 5

Put a ruler next to it...

Answer 6

with a measuring tape or a ruler is where I would start

Answer 7

get a ruler, better yet, measuring tape