What is the real cause of Global Goring?

Question

Is there anyway to stop Global Goring? I think if we had a $25.00 per week Global Tax from every Human we might be able to slow Global Goring down enough to save the Ski Resorts.

Answer 1

The sun.

And how about just a ski tax?

Answer 2

To stop Global "Goring" we should open up more all night buffets. He (Al Gore) would then stuff himself some more and eventually be unable to extricate himself from the buffet tables. This might be able to stop Global Gore.

Answer 3

If you mean global warming, well, the simple reason for it is humans.  We are the primary cause of global warming.  There is a huge laundry list of things we humans do that contribute to global warming, from our cars, to aresol cans, to cigerettes, to the fact that we all f**t too much.  It all adds up.

Answer 4

Al Gore and his mad scientists should stop smoking so many joints.

Answer 5

Why do the morons want the issue to be about Al Gore?  He's called some attention to the issue, but scientists have monitored it for a hundred years.

Answer 6

I think it's water vapor. Possibly the sun. The earth is self-destructive. Or maybe just a misanthropist.

Answer 7

According to Al Gore it's Man-Bear-Pig!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xSz7rPQj...

Answer 8

He’s made his money, and his run will come to an end, like a train wreck. Mr. Bore’s global tax on modern civilization has to stop. He is betting on the indoctrinated youth to save his ***, but if and when they wise up to his religion, “global warming” his *** is grass.

Global warming is from natural causes like the sun, volcano's, and the amounts of water vapor absorbed by our atmosphere.

Answer 9

China has the top 6 worst city`s in the world for air pollution. Go ask those people for 25 buck