What is the recipe for monkey munch?

Question

I watch Jon and Kate plus 8. I really want the recipe for Monkey Munch.

Answer 1

3 fresh monkeys.

Chop and serve raw.

Answer 2

Ingredients

9 cups Chex cereal (any variety)

1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

1/2 cup peanut butter

1/4 cup butter or margarine

1 teaspoon vanilla

1 1/2 cups powdered sugar

Directions

1Put chex in a large bowl and put aside.

2Place chocolate chips, peanut butter and butter into a quart-sized microwavable bowl.

3Stir the ingredients together.

4Microwave the mixture uncovered for a minute on "high." Stir the mix again and continue to zap in thirty second intervals until it mixes smoothly.

5Add the vanilla and stir.

6Pour over the cereal while stirring.

7Put combination into a 2-gallon, Ziploc freezer bag.

8Add powdered sugar, seal the bag and shake until distributed.

9Spread Monkey Munch out on wax paper to cool and dry.

10Keep refrigerated in an airtight container for storage.

Answer 3

1 Baby spider monkey

1 Baby Chimp

1 Baby gorilla

Chex Mix with chocolate pieces.

Peanut butter

Chocolate sprinkles

First, you have to kill the baby monkeys.  Once they are dead, roast them over a flaming pit to remove all hair.  Next, cut them into sections. Then slice them into steaks and cube.  Let hot meat cool.  Once it's cooled, mix with peanut butter and then sprinkle Chex Mix and sprinkles over. Let set in fridge for 2 hours before serving. Serves about 100 people.

Enjoy!