What is the rudest way to answer the phone?

Question

I was thinking "What do you want?" or "What is it you want?" or simply "What?" or "What the f--- do you want?"

Answer 1

faking an o****m on the phone

be lyke

"yes! yes! yes!! gimme me it harder!!"

Answer 2

Let Billy answer it he's always rude

Answer 3

Burp "hello".

Answer 4

Sigh.....Dam*.... What?

Answer 5

WTF do you want? Stop F'n calling me.

Answer 6

ahhaha whhy ? :S

Answer 7

y r u askin this

n i think that the rudest way is wat the f do u want

Answer 8

Scream really loudly WASSSSSUP like you're still in the 90s and then hang up.

Answer 9

what the **** do u want?!?!? but u hav 2 say it really mean

Answer 10

"Huhn?"

"Who this?"

or even better, "Pay my d**n bill"..... that's enough to make a prank caller stop in the middle of his joke, and hang up.  

Answer 11

wtf do u want???

Answer 12

"Unless you're calling to let me know I just became a millionaire, a billionaire or that you have a terminal illness and won't be around much longer to bother me, why the f*** did you call, because I have no patience to listen to stories about your sad little life, nor do I want to hear about whatever the h**l it is you're trying to sell, you pathetic, little sad excuse for a human being, you should really just hang up and tie a noose in your closet and use it, so you'd finally be doing mankind a favor, and maybe then God will stop wondering where He went wrong when he created your sorry little a**. Good day.

(Or something like that... :)

Answer 13

Rudest way?

Get your 'letch' voice and say: "hehehe what kind of underwear do you have on? can i smell it? will you send it to me?"

That works real well for solicitors that call and bug you during dinner. They never call back after that...

Answer 14

all of the above!

Answer 15

Just plain, "What?" hella rudely.

Answer 16

WAT DA h**l DO YOU WANT

Answer 17

I always find "Who Dat" to be kind of crude, and its used a lot more than "WTF do you want".

Answer 18

Yo **** a