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What is the shortest passionate relationship you have ever been in ?

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and how do you mend a broken heart, toaster ... and marmalade

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I was married for six weeks and three of them were alright, then we came back off honeymoon.
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Not as short as Boris Becker.
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Red light district Berlin, about 15 mins
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Ha ha..

About 4 minutes...
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Just now, lasted about five minutes ...

But I shared my Cheerios with the wrong person and blew it ...
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2 weeks yh 2 weeks... I was only 14 but it was one of the best relationships Iv been in...
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About 5 minutes
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Three weeks. I went on a school trip to a university in Wales and went to the disco with this guy... and my friend Ben realised he liked me and so we started going out. I didn't sleep with him but those were three GOOD weeks ;)
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1 Hour, lol.!!!

Marmalade.!!!
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One night...it wasn't with a toaster though... :-)
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0 hours, meaning nobody.
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Last night ..
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never been in a passionate relationship!
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A naughty half hour on a beach on a girly Holiday it was fun
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It lasted one summer.
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a week, but it was the best week for a long time
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erm, dont do short, my ex husband was my first propper relationship, married 3 1/2 yrs, and just after we got divorced i met my current husband weve been married 4 mnths together 1 1/2 yrs.

erm i oftern have short passionate times with galaxy bars they normally last about 10 mins :O)

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I had a brief love affair with avocados when I was about 4 months pregnant. But love is fleeting and pretty soon I found other s**y foods to replace it with. Can't give you advice on how to mend a broken heart, but I can meet you at the pub and help you work through it with many many beers. You don't mend toasters you Argos them. And is it possible to mend marmalade?
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One that lasted a whole weekend with an Australian bloke, never saw him again but it was one h**l of a weekend! ; )

No broken hearts involved : )
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I met a guy at my junior prom party (1977 eegads I'm old) and did him on the railroad tracks..,.

Not one of my finer moments! LOL!
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Four Months, very intense. Best of my life will never forget him or it lol True love but was not meant to be at that time.
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Can't help you with the broken heart, but next time, don't put the marmalade IN the toaster.
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At least 30 minutes.
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...3 months...I wasn't heartbroken
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6 months

time heals all wounds

shove a fork into it when it's plugged in

jam is better
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10 mins in an alleyway...
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Two hours.
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about 2 weeks FoG

had to get a new toaster, the orange jam stuck to the elements
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1st answer, about 8 months

2nd answer, get over it, get a new plug or fuse, bin it.
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5 hours, dump them, the toaster that is.
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Have you had too many pain Killers FoG, toaster and marmalade???

It has to be something to do with Dougal...
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