What is the strangest/goofiest thing your kid has ever done or said?

Question

I need a good laugh. My son is driving me insane. Is there a limit to how many time outs you can give in a day? J/K

Answer 1

Funny you asked. Just yesterday, we had the sprinkler out watering the lawn, we were all sitting on the front porch, when my 3 1/2 yr. old goes out, picks up the sprinkler and sprays us all, oh did I mention my in-laws were over?? None of us were able to take it from him without him soaking us, it lasted 5 minutes but it was just hilarious, I should've been mad, but I just couldn't stop laughing! He got a little time out though for getting his Grandma soaked!!

Answer 2

the other day my 6 yr old asked "is Jesus American?" Had to suppress the giggles to explain that one!

Answer 3

Well... not my kid.. but this kid i used to babysit... found my razor and shaved off her eye brows. TRY EXPLAINING THAT ONE TO HER MOM! i actually just put some makeup over it and it look fine. her mom probably doesnt realize she did it at my house!!

Answer 4

My oldest son who is 25 now, refused to speak as a toddler. We tried everything to encourage his speech. We had his hearing tested to make sure he could hear. The pediatrician said he was developmentally above average, and still, no words. One day, when he was almost 2, he was playing with our new kitten. He was always very gentle with it so I didn't feel the need to directly supervise. I don't know what he did to that poor animal, but he ran up to me holding his tiny little finger. He exclaimed " Mommy, Kitty bite OW!!!!!!!". I was floored, of course. My mute child had spoken a complete sentence! I called his father and most of my family to joyfully report Bens' first words. And, of course, he refused to repeat a single syllable. The only witnesses were myself and my cat.  The cat wasn't talking! Everyone accused me of making it up. It is a childs innate ability and duty to drive us insane. Don't worry sweetie, the tables do turn when they hit puberty. Everthing you say and do will drive him crazy!! Good Luck. Hope you smiled.

Answer 5

My five year old poured half a bottle of honey on his 1 year old sisters head. Try getting that out!

Answer 6

I asked my daughter if she had to go potty before bed and she told me no, she went last week.  She also told me a burp came out of her butt.

Answer 7

Well I am 38 wks along and have and 8 year old and a 2 year old. With this pregnancy and my last one I have morning sickness threw out,  My 8 year old told my mother in law a few months ago that she was not going to get pregnant by a man with poison.  

She feels her dad has poison in him because I only get sick with his Bio kids.  She has a different Father and I had no sickness what so ever with her.