What is the strangest thing your kid has ever done?

Question

Just a silly question to brighten your day.

Answer 1

well, ...................

-ate her boggers

licked her friends butt

Answer 2

My son, when he was younger, used to own two Toy Story Woody dolls, one large and one small.  He was innocently playing when I looked in on him one day, and he said:  "Hey Mom, have you seen my big Woody?  I can't find him anywhere."  I've never laughed so hard.

He also named all of our plants, and some of the more original names are:  blempglorf, kershnifitz, zeke, and gurflahfeefohfoh.

Answer 3

When my son was 3, he was in the bathtub, and he pulled the skin out on both sides of his p***s, and said, "Look, Mom, a butterfly!"

Answer 4

My son once stuck maxi pads to the bottom of his feet and thought that was how we could clean our hard wood floors.  He was walking around dragging his feet.  My daughter once locked herself in the bathroom (age 4) with our dog and the dog came out blue (from blue hand lotion being rubbed into her fur all over).  We had a smurf English bulldog for a while.  Oh, and my daughter (our spunky one) while in bed one night rubbed diaper rash ointment all over her body.  That stuff is impossible to wash off too.  Shall I go on??

Answer 5

I have many!

- Ate her own p**p

- Ate dog food

- wrapped toilet paper around herself and said, "pretty dress!"

- washed her hands in the toilet

- drinks bath water even though she has a sippy cup right there with her

- smooched a graham cracker up and rubbed it in her brothers hair

- Somersalts around my house to get somewhere (I'm signing her up for gymnastics one day, lol)

- One time, she got into some breadcrumbs, and decided to eat a big bite and couldnt cause it globbed together