What is the stupidest and the most embarassing thing you have ever done/said?

Question

my most stupid thing was glueing a googly eye to my forehead (right in the middle) with a glue gun. it was WAY hotter than i tought it would be and ended up burning a perfect little circle in the middle of me forehead and had to walk around with a scab there for a month! i still have a faint mark now (4 months later!)

Answer 1

So sad, but true...On a long trip to TX, my EX dh would not stop or pull over so I could pee...now, when I gotta go, I gotta go.  Well, needless to say I was very angry, so, to show him (lol), I rolled down the window, stuck my rear out and peed...It was the middle of the night, no cars in sight, no problem...UNTIL....well, as I was peeing, he and I were arguing, and he was grabbing my arm to keep me from falling out of the car...in all the excitement, I failed to notice the CONSTRUCTION CREW doing late night repairs on the road.....I'll never live that one down...ever....but, he always pulled over after that!

Answer 2

I accidentally had s*x with my wife's sister twice.

Answer 3

When i was in year 13 i randomly blurted out 'i LOVE teletubbies!' and it was the truth back then. for the rest of the day people were spreadin things around and all i was asked was do u really love teletubbies. Even a couple of teachers asked that!

Answer 4

in the locker room i had an errection and it popped out of my boxers....for the rest of the year everyone called me g*y

Answer 5

i would have to say when my boyfriend from high school came over i was hanging a picture on the wall and didn't know he came into the room and i tooted like right in his face...it was so embarassing!!  kinda funny now, lol~