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What is the stupidest joke you've heard that made you laugh?

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lol, this was sick, but I cracked up anyway for some reason. So a guy comes up to you and says, "Have you ever kissed a dog or a bunny between the ears?" and then if you say yes, he pulls out his pockets. *lol, it took me a while to get that. If you don't get it, when he pulls out his pockets, they look like bunny ears or dog ears and what's in between? Get it NOW?*

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  1. how do you get pikachu on a bus?

    pokemon!


  2. two muffins are in an oven. one turns to the other and says, "wow, it is really hot in here."  The other says, "AHHH, a talking muffin!"

  3. why did the plane crash...the driver was a loaf of bread!

    Like seriously it's kinda funny...picture it

  4. the stupidest joke ive heard is

    "Whats green and pecks at trees?" Woody Woodpickle!

    ahahaha that one made me laugh! xD

  5. (just saw it on Yahoo! Answers) If Gumbi lived in the Bahamas would his orange sidekick horse be called Pokemon?  

  6. Yeah! Here it is:

    How does a g*y gangster do a drive-by?

    He throws out Skittles & says (you got to throw in the g*y accent thningy to make it funny!) Taste the Rainbow, *****!

  7. a homeless man told me this joke the other day...it's kind of gross, but funny!

    Q: what do you call a teacher who won't f**t in public?

    A: a private tutor!

  8. Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight you can see what religion they are :)

  9. The stupidest joke I ever heard that wuz funny was "puddle". I'm serious. My BFF just comes up to me and says it in this wierdest voice, "Puddle".

  10. My cousin told me this and I can never forget it, " I found a chicken sitting in the bathtub, eatting a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken" and to this day it still makes me laugh.

  11. this one isnt really a joke, but its kinda a question

    would you rather fly everytime you f**t or pee everytime you laugh?

    it cracked me up when i heard it cuz my friend just out in the middle of no where asked me.

    my answer would be fly everytime you f**t cuz i laugh A LOT!!

    oh... and i have a joke

    ok... there was 3 friends shutup, manners, and p**p.

    p**p was in the van and randomly jumped out of the car. Manners realized he was gone 5 minutes later, so he jumped out of the car and looked for him. Shut up was driving and got paniced so he started speeding. He got pulled over by the cops.

    The officer said, "Sir, what is your name?".

    Shut up said "Shut up".

    The officer repeated his question, and Shut up repeated his answer. The officer said "Sir, where is you're manners?" Shut up said " Half way down the road picking up p**p."

    haha... man, that one still makes me laugh.

  12. My Friend told me this one,

    One day there was this little boy squishing bees and his mom saw him and said that's it no more honey for you,

    The Next day his dad saw him squishing butterflies his dad said that's it no more butter for you.

    That Night the little boy saw his mom squishing cockroaches and he yelled, That's it no more c**k for you..

    Lol that is my friend for you.

  13. lol WOW....

    um why did the car go and drive in the letter s?

    he was escar go

    hhahahahaha you have to hear it when my friend says it

  14. why did the chicken cross the road

    I still laugh
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