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What is the stupidest/most ignorant thing you've ever heard someone say?

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  1. That they feel worse about their gramma dying then I do about my cousin dying.


  2. It always cracks me up when after a person is hurt some one says "Are you all right?"

  3. Some very bad lady who spoke spanish and not very good English said she had passed the vacuum to clean my hotel room (I was traveling). I think she tried to say she used the vacuum to clean the room floor not actually pass by it. xD

    -Hotel guest.

  4. "i've been to 57 states, not including alaska or hawaii"  barack obama

  5. I would have to say: What is the stupidest/most ignorant thing you've ever heard someone say?

    Just because stupidest isn't a word.

    :)

  6. "i believe in god"  

  7. Some Weirdo walked up to me at the mall and was like"Are You A Speeding Ticket? Because you Got fine Written all Over You" That Was Seriously the most stupidest pick up line ever!! and he sounded like a total idiot when he said it!!

  8. (on hungry jacks quater pounders) "why are they called quater pounders. what if i want the whole pound?!"

    (on hungry jacks double quater pounders)" why are they called double quater pounders. why arent they called half pounders"

    "my mum thought she had some rare sleeping disease so we called a current affairs and they did a special on her"

    "you should sit with other people in class, your friends are distracting you"

    "its a mentos if your asking for one but if your asking for more then its a mentoe. can i have a mentos. can i have 2 mentoe"

  9. That when your rich, you don't have to budget your money.

  10. How old were you when you were 18?

    I actually heard someone at work ask that.  It got several laughs.  I think that he meant to say "In what year were you 18?"

  11. One time my 6 year old sister was hitting another girl and I went up to my sister and I pulled her away.

    Then I asked her, "Why were you hitting that girl?"

    She replied saying, "That girl taught me karate, so I used it to kick her butt."

    I laughed for 2 days and every time I hit somebody, I would use that line again and again and again.

    Then one day I was studying for a test at school and it was really late. My mom comes in to my room and says, "Either you go to sleep or I'm gonna beat the c**p outta you."(she was kidding about beating the c**p outta me so don't call child services or anything). Anyways, I then said, "But, Mom I'm studying for a test." Then she's all like, "Save us the drama and get some sleep, it's not like you're gonna pass.And the way I see it you can either pass with bags under your eyes or fail looking like a million dollars. So it's your choice if you wanna be a Madonna with bags or Paris Hilton without the s**t."

    I was Pretty shaken up by that comment and My mom and I couldn't look each other in the eyes without laughing ever since then.


  12. This guy once botched apickup line when he told me, "Come sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops into your head."

  13. Someone once said to me, "You stupid". My friend pointed out that it's so perfect an oxymoron that it's spherical.

  14. "George W. Bush will make a great president"

  15. I overheard someone in college say that he had "wroten an essay".

  16. walking behind two idiots at school, my friend heard this conversation between two underclassmen.

    we'll call boy one KEVIN, boy two DAN and the girl they're discussing SARA. pay close attention to what's being said.

    KEVIN- hey man i heard you were messing around with SARA

    DAN- yea dawg, she fine aint she?

    KEVIN- true, true, hey but i heard she has diabetes

    DAN- *looking shocked then angry* AW MAN! forget that, i dont wanna catch no diabetes!!

    WTF? what is our youth coming to?

    and if you dont see what's wrong with that conversation then you have a problem

  17. here:http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

    Oh, now it's been removed. it was someone asking if a dolphins ejaculation has enough power to litterally blow your head clean off>?

    Well my mom once ate a piece of dog food thinking it was taco meat, and did'nt realise until we told her.

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