What is the stupidest thing that you have ever said?

Question

I just need a good laugh!

Answer 1

fu#k off, I got enough friends

Answer 2

In high school millions of years ago, in front of a group of girls, "Dorothy, will you go to the prom with me?" Not only was it the stupidest thing to say, it was also the stupidest thing to do. She and her friends laughed at me. Talk about wanting to change gender preferences right then.

Answer 3

I'm a waitress at at a local sushi joint and I had a pair of middle-aged guys at a table.  I was chatting them up, serving them beers, pretty much having a good time (while ensuring a good tip).  When their food came out, I sauntered over to their table with a tray balanced on one hand and 2 beers in the other.  I set down their beers and said: "Whew, I could use an extra hand." One of the guys laughed and said: "I know what you mean."  At that moment, I realized that he only had one arm.  Yep... smoothest sushi slinger this side of the Rockies.

Answer 4

So check it, I work at a nightclub as a cocktail waitress, and every night after work, security and i go to breakfast at IHOP. We have this amazing (L*****n) waitress named Jonna and every time she'd give me a straw i just so happened to accidentally break it that night, so after about my 5th broken straw, Jonna's walking by and i said "Jonna! i HATE IHOP straws! THIS IS g*y!" She sat down next to me, and laughed it off and said "well Nikki, so am i" lol, we all laughed it off, but i totally didn't mean it like that, i'm a craeture of habit.

Answer 5

This is really g*y!  But, it is true and I was young!

I was at work and a toilet was over flowing.  My boss said to me that I had to clean up the poo.

Why I said this I have NO idea.  But, out of my mouth comes, "Clean it?  You are it.

There you have it....I called my boss a piece of $hi*!!!  WHOOPS!

Answer 6

I'll never join the army.

Answer 7

"I would never do that."

Answer 8

I Do (sometimes).

Answer 9

I always say to my boss, "You are right " !!!

Answer 10

"Hail....in Florida"? While driving past a golf course.