What is the stupidest thing you have ever seen someone do?

Question

Like I'm talking so mind-blowingly stupid, you're practically in shock. And you're thinking, how the h**l can someone be that dumb? The more details, the better; I want a good laugh.

Answer 1

Twelve years ago I was working in this small consultancy office. The office was new and not fully fitted out yet, it was rented as an open space and there was a column about 1 meters away from one of the walls, so the owner/manager wanted to put in a window-framed thing made of iron to fit in the 1 x 3 meter space and have some plants grow around it. So he goes to this smith down town and the smith comes with his "assistant", takes the necessary measurements and goes to his shop to finish it.

A week later, the smith comes back with his assistant and the iron frame, the manager was out and only I, the secretary and the draughtsman were in the office, so I let them in and they tried to fit it in but it seems that they made a small error, the iron frame was 5 millimeters wider than the space between the reinforced concrete wall and the reinforced concrete column.  After about 15 minutes of trying to squeeze it in I said "there is no way it's going in, you have to go back and make a smaller one"; but the smith stands there for five seconds scratching his head, then he says to his assistant, "come on boy, help me" and he leans against the column with his shoulder, to my astonishment, and pushes!

At first I couldn’t believe what was happening, so I stood there watching for about 30 seconds then I shouted “what on earth do you think you are doing?” and the genius says “It’s only a few millimeters, we’ll just push the column to the right a little”!! Trying to explain anything to him was useless, he was confident that he can push the column!

I spent the next ten minutes laughing loudly and directly at him, I really didn’t care anymore that he would be offended, he was probably too stupid to know I was laughing at him anyway.

This really happened to me, honestly, cross my heart and hope to die.

Answer 2

Me and my friends went to a club and got really drunk( there was three of us), then we took a cab , and when we were supposed to get in I asked one of my friend where did Tanya go? Which was one of the friends that I went to that club with. We look around and then we see her lying on the ground with her purse under her head. She was sleeping lol. So what happened was , when I opened the car door , she fell and then went to sleep ......

p.s It might be not the stupidest thing , but it is hilarious.

Answer 3

My cousin agreed to jump out of the trunk of the car, completely naked, and run off into the woods, from the parking lot of McDonald's. We got it on camera too. He jumped out while we were waiting to get to the window, flailed his arms over his head and screamed in an extremely high pitched voice, then booked into the woods, bare-assed. We picked him up behind an abandoned warehouse down the road.

Answer 4

5 people in a car all wrapped completely from the waist up in toilet paper so the would look like mummies they were moaning and one of them was a little kid so it was like a baby mummy.We were hanging out at the parking lot on mainstreet  and they cruised their car by.Even the driver was wrapped up. My mouth dropped to the floor.They were tryig not to laugh but some were moaning and one was laughing.

Answer 5

Ha

Check this out

So we're at Universal Studios Hollywood (TM), a pretty lame and boring park.

And anyway, so we're sitting at the bleachers, and this woman arrives, and she's like, "Can you guys scoot over; there's a lot of room. Aha." And we're like, sure, right, lots of room, so we scoot over.

I guess the woman was wearing some hilarious *** shoes, and so she was so excited to take a seat that she fell, fell and went in under the bleachers somehow. LOL

We were trying to help her because my gosh, she was going to fall, but she was there, hanging on for dear life.

She's all like, "I'm good. Aha. NOOooo! Yeah, I'm good. And she was struggling.

LOL

We were laughing so hard.

And we're like, poor woman.

This is what she gets for being so mean.

LOL

She finally hit the ground and then screamed for help.

Oh yeah, and this was at the Waterworld show.

Answer 6

I saw a woman trying to run to a bus stop in spiked open toed heels  ON THE SNOW AND ICE LOL

Answer 7

Attacking Iraq in 21st century for their oil but saying :"We are here to remove terrorists"

Answer 8

Since your not allowed to talk on your cell and drive in Ca anymore, my mom texts while she drives. That's more dangerous then talking.

Answer 9

I was in the next lane, luckily, but a woman drives up to an intersection. The light is yellow and turns red, she slams on the brakes when she's almost to the light and backs up.

re - the first answer: and they called the cops and wasted who knows how many man-hours that they could have spent helping people who really were crime victims. Wow, you're right, that is stupid.

Answer 10

i feel that way when i watch Jackass