What is the surgery called that makes you a virgin again?

Question

Hi Im 22 years old, and Im from Bosnia and in my country we cant have s*x until we are married and me and my boyfriend of 4 years had s*x and now we are broken up. I have to go to Bosnia next summer and I was wondering if there was a surgery that can make me a virgin again? If there is what is it called ? Thank you.

Answer 1

It's called Revirgination. Look it up, it's usually done by obgyn. I have to get one one done too, although it's not really optional for me.