What is the weirdest, grossest, or most embarissing thing that has ever happened to you?

Question

What is the weirdest, grossest, or most embarissing thing that has ever happened to you?

Answer 1

I threw up in a bus...had no bag so it happened in my beach bag with a women sitting next to me and my cousin in front of me!

Answer 2

When I was in highschool, I was walking down the hall oblivious and I stepped right into a pile of throw-up and fell on my butt right in the mess!

Answer 3

going to Vietnam in 1968

not being wounded    [with the exception of Agent Orange]

and returning to an unhappy USA

All three.

Answer 4

At 37, with two kids, the list is endless.