What is the weirdest dream you have ever had?

Question

I once had a dream that aliens came into my room through the window with their UFO and were like ''it's now your time'' i was like ''im sorry im not the person your looking for, my brothers room is the next room.''.

Whats yours?

Answer 1

When I was married my ex and I lived in a two story unit in England.  I dreamt that we left the door unlooked and a man came into the house with a shot gun he walked up the stairs and into our bedroom and raised his gun and right as he pulled the trigger to shoot my ex and I while we were in bed I woke up screaming my head off because it was so vivid I thought I was going to die.  From then on I've been phobic about doors being locked especially since I live alone with my daughter.

Answer 2

I was walking down an unknown street, with an unknown person, when I decided to glance up at the moon.  At first, it just looked funny.  Kind of like a spaceship, but a really floppy one.  When I told my companion, they laughed at me, and called me stupid.  



But I refused to give up, wanting somehow to believe that something was different because I was eager for something exciting to happen in my life.  I stared more, and saw a light.  I excitedly told my companion, but they refused to believe me, rolled their eyes, and walked away, leaving me alone.  disappointed, I looked back up at the moon, which seemed to be really close, and realized that the lamp was a streetlight.  



I kept on looking though, hoping, and sure enough, I saw even more lights coming from it.  I decided to try to get closer, so I started walking, and the closer I became, the clearer it got.  Then I saw that the lights were caves in the moon.  Caved with lights on them.  As I walked closer, I started to see stick figured, but they were odd, because they were covered with what looked like fire.  My first thought was that they were christmas lights, but i panicked anyways, finding fire to be a more likely thing to see.  I thought they were going to come down and attack earth.



Then I saw someone jump off the moon to land right in front of me.  I was now facing an aged old lady who was dressed in this christmassy kind of outfit.  She told me that the moon was filled with people like the easter bunny, elves, witches, wizards, and also santa clause, which happened to be her.  



Then I started walking with her, and when she walked across streets, cars automatically stopped for her.  We were talking about that when suddenly she gets serious, and says she has something to tell me.  She summons this boy to us, who looked kind of funny because he has that poofy kind of hair, or an afro, and a weird mustache.  he then tells me a story about how I was switched at birth, and my birth father was someone in the Harry Potter series.  That Snape guy, which I thought was kind of creepy , because I actually read the books.  And then I woke up.

Answer 3

I had a dream that I was in the nut house and this nurse was trying to give me some pills and I didn't want them. I realized that the nurse was actually Freddy Krueger (spell?) and I took off running. I ran into a shrink's office to hide. Thinking I was safe I collapsed on the couch to catch my breath and relax when all of a sudden Freddy jumped up from behind the couch. His body began to expand up and out. I can't think of the movie and I don't know if you seen it, but in one movie I remember his arms getting really big. If you know what I'm talking about that's what he did.

Anyway, I didn't want to die so I told Freddy that I would have s*x with him if he didn't kill me. lol He agreed; at least I hope he did and wasn't just gonna get a free f**k out of the deal and kill me anyway. I told him that he had to change his appearance before we had s*x because he was ugly. He changed into this elvis looking midget with a big a*s head. I was thinking in my dream, "wtf you still look ugly, but oh well". As I was about to have s*x with Freddy Kueger that's when I woke up.

Answer 4

blowing clouds away

Answer 5

For some strange reason, I was rolling around in the snow in New York's Central Park with Joe Jonas. Weird much?