What is the weirdest fortune cookie you've ever gotten?

Question

I just got a fortune cookie that said "don't kiss an elephant on the lips today"

what the french, toast? LOL!

Answer 1

"you are not illiterate"  

that had to be the most accurate fortune I've ever gotten

Answer 2

'if you can melt dry ice, you can take a bath without getting wet'

slightly wierd.

Answer 3

Totally the weirdest...

"The tree of life grows no roots"

WTF does that mean?

Answer 4

"Did you order egg rolls?" I believe has to be my weirdest. after that the restaurant switched fortune cookie companies.

Answer 5

Oddest one I ever got said

"Good Luck..."

That was it... almost sounded threatening...

Answer 6

The cookie told me to jump off of  cliff and it said i would do this when i was 19 years old and i would have a pet cat.

Answer 7

i got a blank one, one time