What is the worst injury you've received accidentally by your active toddler?

Question

From playing with them, to being climbed all over for various reasons, to trying to manage/remove/control a melting-down toddler, I have sustained:

a bloody nose, a busted lip (but no stitches required), a goose egg on the forehead, bruised kidneys (well it sure FELT that way), and now bruises on my lower back from playing horsey. Oh yeah, my hair pulled and hot coffee spilled on my legs.

Answer 1

I've been bitten on the breast by my son.  oh my that hurt!  What's worse, is that the same week he bit me right on the nipple (my shirt was on thank god!).  He was nipping my husbands leg too.  Thank god that phase has passed!

Answer 2

Broken nose. Three times. You'd think I'd've learned.

Answer 3

believe it or not but a dislocated finger! playing catch with a ball never been more dangerous

Answer 4

I decided to do a flying leap over the gate in the doorway to entertain my two boys. My knee hit the door jamb and busted wide open. I have a big scar there.

Answer 5

My little brother threw a frisbee playing with my mom when he was 3 or 4 and my mom had to get 8 stitches in her forehead.

My other little brother got mad at my mom one day when he was 10 and he threw boiling water down her back from his cup-noodle she got 3rd degree burns on her back and butt.

My only child that is born is 13 months so the worst i personally have gotten is a fat lip and a bloody nipple-but that was her dads fault, he scared her and didn't realize she would bite down-ouch

Answer 6

my son scratched my eye, I had to use antibiotic eye drops and wear a patch!

He also bit me hard enough to draw blood.

Answer 7

Hi!

I watch my cousin all the time he is like a brother to me. But anyway yesterday he was very grumpy because all of us are trying to put him on a sleeping schedule and first i was playing with chalk with him and he threw it back and hit me in the head then i had to give him a bath so he screamed and i acidentally bashed my head against the um wall omg he was grumpy and as soon as i got him to sleep his muummy and daddy walked in and woke him up ugg

Answer 8

lol;

i've suffered; many nose bleeds;busted lips;scratches;hair pulling; a fractured pinky; many many bruises; and lots of hot items spilled on me!

lol;im sure most parents have had something like this happen to them more than once!

take care♥♥

Answer 9

i tried to get the remote from my 2 y/o and he let it go! top and bottom lips fat and bloody.

he was sitting on my lap and stood up, smashing my jaw and impaling my tongue on my pointy teeth. there was an indent, and if id have had a bar id have had a free tongue piercing.

toy blocks are simply deadly.

arent toddlers fun?