What is the worst or most ridiculous way someone has hit on you?

Question

It's story time.

Tell us one of those really embarassing/annoying stories about when someone hit on you.

Did they use cheesy pick up lines?

Were they too arrogant?

Details please.

Answer 1

You know that scene in the film Contact when Jodie Foster comes back to her room and there's a fancy computer and fax that meant someone had entered her room to set-up in order to communicate with her?  That happened to me once by a rich guy.  It absolutely freaked me.  The JERK.  I had turned him down for a date and he thought that "display" of determination or whatever would "impress me.  It did not.  It didn't impress the cops, either, when I reported it to the authorities and pressed charges.  I kept all the equipment, too.

Answer 2

A girl at a theme park once came up to me and started talking to me as if we'd known each other our entire lives.  Of course we didn't.  For all she knew, we lived 2,000 miles apart.  It was WEIRD.  Thankfully the line started moving before she got going too much and I didn't have to listen to her very long.  Also thankfully she wasn't able to get on the ride at the same time as me, because I'm not sure what I would've done in that case.

Answer 3

Oh - I have a good one.

I went to a bar with my girlfriend, and we had just been seated when this guy comes up.

He starts waving his hands around, and my friend and I just look at each other.

"Can I help you?" I say.

He points to our drinks.

"I'm sorry - I don't understand sign language," I said. And he reacted by putting his hands on his hips like he was mad.

Finally he speaks, "Can I sit here?" pulling at a stool.

"NO!" my friend says.

He bolted out of that bar! HAHAHA He was so freakin' drunk he couldn't even talk!

Why did I get so many thumbs down? He was a drunk idiot!

Answer 4

Walking down a street, minding my own business, a guy comes running after me and says, 'You wan' s*x?'

Er, no - not right now thanks. I'm just out to buy some groceries.

Answer 5

A few years ago, I was leaving my job to have a baby, and I went to say goodbye to my boss.  I hugged him and he started kissing me - tongue and everything!  He made it very clear he wanted to have s*x with me then and there.  I was really shocked, especially because I was pregnant, and I said, "No, we can't!"  

He suggested that it would be fine: "It's safe because you can't get pregnant."

Safe?! Unprotected s*x with my boss while seven months pregnant with my husband's baby?  What world was he living in?

Answer 6

I was in Rite-Aid and went to go down an aisle. . . there was a guy coming towards me (I thought nothing of it) and as I went down the aisle. . . he followed me, grabbed me (he was a big solid 250 lb. guy) kissed me on the cheek and said you're beautiful. . . I bet you're married.  I said yes and got out of there as fast as I could.  I'm usually able to hold my own, but I wasn't going to get feisty with him!

Answer 7

I was reclining back on my sister's sofa ith my feet on the table. To drunk to care that with my shoes off my feet after doing much wlaking were covered in blisters and half hanging off plasters with chippefd off blue nail varnish. My sisters friend was sitting on the floor and said 'You've got the most beautiful feet I've ever seen'....

Answer 8

The worst way that a man has hit on me is asking me if I am married and when I say yeah, they tell me that they are too and we can make it work. What are spouses don't know won't hurt them. I absolutely hate when people assume that I am willing to cheat on my husband. I have yet to find a man that is worth me cheating for. LOL.

Answer 9

on msn ..im only 14 so i dnt have much stories.

Answer 10

Heyy you with the face!

were going out.

Answer 11

A guy asked me for the time when we were getting on the bus. I gave it to him. We sat down (he was in the seat next to mine) and he said, "So, what's your name?" That caught me completely off-guard, but I told him. He asked me random get-to-know-you questions for the next three minutes, then tried to give me his phone number. I declined and went home.

Answer 12

This is truly awful, however:

A couple of years ago, before I came out to my parents, this thick as pig **** Neanderthal who was dating my boss threatened to out me to my parents if i didn't have s*x with him, so that he could *cure* me.

Answer 13

Flashing mony or credit card or pointing to the jerk they're with and saying, "Are you looking for him?''

Answer 14

I was once hanging out with this guy who apparently had a completely different idea about the future of our friendship than I did. It was time for him to go home and he asked me if he could give me a hug. Sure okay. Then he looked me in the eye and said, "well, there it is." He was talking about his erection of course. I tell you, I couldn't get him out of there fast enough.

Answer 15

To be completely honest, Honking. They just drive by, and honk. And never see you again. At least when people try out lame pickup lines on you, theyre willing to talk. Not just gawk then leave.

Answer 16

The saddest were the putzes who try to pick you up by flashing their credit cards at you.

Answer 17

a seven year old: "You must be a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you"

yeah some little kid.

Answer 18

I recently had a Y!A user from another section e-mail me and ask me if I looked like my avatar, "because if so, wow!" It was rather amusing. I politely informed him I was married, and that was the end of it.

I also have had someone from Y!A offer to be my foot slave and l**k my feet. I guess the anonymity of the Internet eliminates inhibitions that would otherwise exist in real time.

Answer 19

Some very simple like "well, you see toots." I'm not much on details; my friend and I were in a bar; I asked him; if he knew someone and that's how he began his answer; we laughed about it later on.

Though they never knew I saw them do it; once these two guys flipped a coin as to who was going to talk to me.

Had a guy in Tech come up to me take my books out of my arms, kiss my hand and tell me if he had a woman like me he'd treat her like a queen.

Never had any cheesy pick up lines; nothing embarassing only something so rediculously funny in the form that this woman was trying to pick me up and she kept winking with half her jaw hanging down. You would have had to have been there; looked mighty weird.

Answer 20

that guy is just wrong i hope u didnt have s*x with him

Answer 21

he texted me more than once saying hey babe and whats up and i didnt know it was him so i thought it was a stranger and texted him back saying stop texting me! i dont know you and im not allowed to text past my bedtime (it was 9)

then he said its me (___)

wow i was embaressed

Answer 22

Excuse me do you work in a butcher shop? 'Cause it looks like someone shoved two very fine hams down the back of your dress.....

Answer 23

He wasn't arrogant, an older guy tried his hand at comedy and told a joke that ended up not being funny (at all) while in line at the grocery story. Not only did everyone just look at him (trying hard to find the punch line) no one laugh, his face turned red, and he was at a loss for words.

But I still gave him my number anyway, because he seemed like a really nice guy. And we ended up having fun on the date, because he turned out to actually be funny.

Answer 24

oh, so many funny stories.

my personal favorite was when i was 16, working my first job at Taco Bell of all places. i was working the register and when i asked some guy, "What else can i get you?" he responded with "your phone number". i promptly replied, " well, that's not on the menu".

now, at 24 i am a bartender and you can only imagine what i get. this one guy, who is actually pretty nice, always tips me after his friend does and tells me "you're too fine for that small of a tip." it's a little gross, but hey, i need the money. lol.

and the honkers. boy, i love getting gas when the honkers are out. (sarcasm)

Answer 25

There was this guy who was following me down the street in Toronto trying to convince me he was a rock star and suggesting that I come tan on his yacht.  (This was particularly silly, considering that I was a goth at the time.)  He went on about boats and cars and how he has fans...yeah right.  He tried to sing to prove it, but it was so off-key that even tone-deaf Zelda could tell.  

I gave him a fake phone number and lost him by walking into a g*y bar.

Answer 26

I was in the metro in Paris, this guy came close to me and told me: "If you don't kiss me I will die "...at which I responded: "I am sorry, I can't save your life"...he went down in the next stop, he looked really sad...I hope he lives up to this day ;-)