I ask because the other day we stopped at a roadside cafe (ok, some bloke with a caravan and a hot plate) as we were real hungry.
We ordered burgers and I turned around to view a very large embankment with holes in it about one foot away from us (yes, one foot), and what looked like snot running out of the holes.
The place was rat infested, seriously rat infested.
So I turned back to the van and this bloke was cutting what looked like the worlds oldest and greenest onion to put on our food.
I did pay for the food, well I had ordered it, but turned round, put it in the bin, and wiped my feet before I got in the car.
Still turns my stomach now just thinking about the place.
Made a nice cup of tea though.
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