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What is the worst thing to say on a first date ?

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I know it's an old one but I am looking for some new answers !

How about a truly African one ?

''My sangoma said I''l meet you here !''

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  1. "My curfues 8"


  2. Are you a guy or a girl?

  3. lmao, funniest question i've seen in a while.

    I can't think of anything...

    except "So How much money do you make?"

    I definatly would not wanna be asked that, thats rude and kinda weird. Haha

  4. 'Marry me!'

  5. "My ex and I used to come here for dinner all the time ..."

  6. Don't sweat much for a fat girl, do you?

  7. Voulez Vou Coucher Avec Moi???

  8. It reminds me of that old song" Do you fnck on first dates, Does your dad own a brewery, Can I feel your t!ts or will you show them to me. Do you sleep in the nick " And I can't remember the rest.

  9. i hate kids

  10. I have a friend who asked his female date (the first date) while in university, if she had brought her purse along, before deciding what to order........

    Needless to say, the date apparently didn't last very long and to my knowledge, he certainly didn't get "lucky" that night.

    Otherwise, it depends on the person, some ladies enjoy forward men and others don't.....

  11. "Lets get married/elope"

  12. Do you prefer cash or credit card?

  13. okay so im not kidding about this

    my uncle would ask all of his dates their height and weight then go home and calculate their BMI and tell them oh you are quite average or wow your underweight or dump them and tell them why. he is soooooo socially messed up. this is not a joke! he also needs a girl who is under 30 [[hes 43]] and she needs to be blonde and hottt

  14. Just once I'd like to date a pretty girl / good looking guy.

    or

    I think I'm g*y!

    or

    Did you just f*rt?

    or

    Holding up your finger to your nose, move it towards your date and ask her.  What does this smell like?

    or

    I need to take my V.D. or A.I.D.s medication.

  15. Do you sleep on your stomache?

    if not, could I?

  16. I'll try not to be as violent as I was on my last first date.

  17. Is your mother fat?

  18. What do you think we should name our children?

  19. Did you remember to take a shower after your last date?

  20. Uh do you mind me stopping to buy some condoms, because of my last girlfriend, I have now some terrible itch.......

  21. For Men

    "I'll be right back, I always have to call my parole officer at 6

    For Woman

    "Aww it's so cute!"

  22. "You look gorgeous, have you lost a little weight?"

    If I ever got asked that I'd kick my date into next year!..lol

  23. Do you have a car? My first date ask me that and i was horrified. I think every bloke (man)  should have a car to drop their date of home.

  24. "My piles has gotten so bad all of a sudden."

  25. I'm kinda broke, so we'll be eating at my moms

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