What is the worst thing your child did?

Question

What is the worst thing your kid did between kinder and third grade at school?

Answer 1

My son mooned his teacher. Its still a mortifying memory and at the same i still cant help laughing.

Answer 2

i took bright red lipstick and drew all over the walls of the people whose house we were staying at. it's still a bit faintish pink wher ei did that.

Answer 3

throw his p**s at this other kid

Answer 4

well my little brother put poo all over the bathroom. :/ it smelled soo ungoddly bad for weeks even though it was cleaned up

Answer 5

When my  son was in 3rd grade, He absouletly hated his teacher, there was nothing i could do about it, So at the end of 3rd grade, he sent her a note on her desk before school let out saying  

" Boy! Do i feel bad for your new students!"

He left it without a name, so i'm guessing she's figuring out which little anklebiter did that :)

He's an angel, Isn't he?

Answer 6

i am a single parent, my wife was killed in a shootout when a gorrila escaped the zoo. so i have to raise this monster myself. the idiot poured boiling water on my back. she threatened to kick me in the throat if i didnt get her mcdonalds for lunch. i didnt so she kicked me in throat while i was cleaning up the blood from when she stabbed the family cat in the eye with a fire poker. she slammed my hand in the shower door. and robbed me at gunpoint for drug money. it was a pretty bad weekend. so what did your kid do? im sure its worth my time.