What is the worst thing your dentist could say to you?

Question

just for fun...

Answer 1

"One out, All out"

TUC

Answer 2

"I've ran out of Nitrous Oxide, does it matter?"

Answer 3

oops erm... best 2 out of 3 eh?

Answer 4

your teeth are ok but your gums are gonna have to come out!

Answer 5

Oops!

Answer 6

Would you like fries with that?

Answer 7

brace yourself im gonna poke your crack and fill your cavity!!!

Answer 8

"You shore do got a purty mouth, boy......."

Answer 9

First when he takes that big looking needle sticks in your mouth and he tells you it Will feel like pinch  F**k you doc you lied. Than when goes to pull the tooth he has the balls to tell you all you will feel is a pressure,   my *** doc it felt like it had roots all the to my D**K  cause The only pressure I felt is  when I  pi**ed my pants so I am going to give you a little eye pressure

Answer 10

Dentist-"Did you have oral s*x last night ?"

Me-"Why ? Have i got a hair in my mouth ?"

Dentist-"No...You've got s h i t on your nose !"

Answer 11

oops..........i think i got the wrong one........(moments later).......not again.......how many times am i going to get it wrong in a day??????

Answer 12

Right this shouldn't take too long to pull these all out!!!

Answer 13

Dentist: "I have some bad news"

Me: "What is it"

Dentist: "Well I took out all your teeth on our last visit"

Me: "You what?"

Dentist: "Then I glued them together to unclog the sink"

Me: "What kind of a dentist are you?"

Dentist: "Then I stuck them back in your mouth"

Answer 14

This check-up will cost you more than you can chew . .  .(^^) !

Answer 15

Here's the bill.

Answer 16

anything

Answer 17

I prefer to work without my gloves

Answer 18

that the time is 2:30? (tooth hurty?...sorry...best I could do!)

Answer 19

every 1 in my 10 patients die, n , sadly, d previous 9 didnt die.

just a try

Answer 20

I like all the answers so far, how about a few more medical ones for your amusement; Some of them could apply to a dentist.

Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

2. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. Spot! Spot! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!

5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

6. Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie.

7. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

9. d**n, there go the lights again...

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. h**l, the guy's got two of 'em.

11. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

12. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

13. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

14. I hope his family won't miss him

15. And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

16. d**n! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

17. Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

18. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

19. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!.

Answer 21

You've got tertiary syphilis of the gums, no more blow jobs for you, lol.

Answer 22

Now this sleeping gas is different. You may not wake up. Sweet dreams.

or

If it seems like I start to pull all of your teeth, don't worry, just press that button over there and eveyrthing will be OK.

Answer 23

i seem to have pulled 3 of the wrong teeth out. i'll pull the correct 3 out now

OMG i'd scream lol. :]

X♥X

Answer 24

Ok this will only pinch....chuckles...a lot!!!

Now where's my pliers??

Your tounge is in the way, where'd my saw go?

Oh no, I just lost my dril, looks like we're gonna need to put you to sleep if you want those teeth fixed!

Nurse, do you know where my wrench is??

lol haha best I could do

Answer 25

This is all WRONG...Let's rip 'em all out and start again...where are my pliers...this will be my greatest masterpiece yet!!!Evil laughter!!

Answer 26

a woman comes in with her husband. to pull out some teeth she says:

we don't need any aenasthetic or anything. Just in and out, we're in a bit of a hurry....

The dentist impressed, asked the woman if she'd like to take a seat. "it's not for me, it's for my husband..."

Answer 27

dammit, i'm a dentist, not a proctologist! flip over!

Answer 28

Trust me (hehehe) I know what I'm doing.  Now where did I put those pliers?

Oh I'm not the dentist, but I've read about this in a book, I'm sure I know what to do.

Dammit it man! Will you hold still while I finish drilling your teeth.  And will you stop that screaming, your making me nervous.

If you think that was painful, just wait until I give you the bill.

Ok everybody after 3.  1, 2, 3 Pull...their that got the blighter.

Oooh thats a lot of blood.

Look I'm sorry I had to pull all the front teeth out.  Its just that they were in the way of the one at the back

Now this won't hurt a bit.

(drilling starts and the patient  screams.)

See I told you I wouldn't feel a thing

Answer 29

Probably that I need false teeth...............it's one of my worst fears !!!

I remember as a student nurse being told to wash all the false teeth on the geriatric ward, so me and another naive student systematically removed all the false teeth and washed them in a big bowl - then spent all day trying to find the right mouth to fit them.......gag.......lol.

Answer 30

I think i've pulled the wrong teeth hold on i'll just get the dentist

Answer 31

The worst thing a dentist could say to me:

son you got stericular cerousis and we are going to have to pull all your teeth out and make u gargle a liquid to desolve your gums and is it possible you will die and if you don't you have to live in isolation for the rest of your life.  

=) thank you have a nice day