What is there to do in salmon arm ?

Question

What is there to do in salmon arm ?

Answer 1

Is that in BC?  I think I'd play hockey.

Answer 2

Go pee on the theatre or something.

Drive around and count Veteren's license plates.

Make fun of Enderby.

Drink from the water fountain in Centenoka.

Chase cats in front of the art gallery.

Look at Mt. Ida and try to remember how it looked before 1998.

Go stand in the giant freezers in the Real Canadian Wholesale Club.

Go to the dollar store and find their DVDs, then laugh at them. Go behind KFC and open the dumpster.

Eat at the restaurant in Picadilly Mall.

Break into the Playplace at the old McDonald's.

Defecate at Fletcher Park, and again in one of the underpasses.

Spraypaint grafitti inside of an underpass.

Get a slurpee from 7-11.

Walk from one Tim Horton's to the other.

Drink an entire pot of coffee, and then attempt to run up Okanagan.

Do 'shrooms at Canoe beach, and have a bad trip.

Drive to Vernon and go to Future Shop.

Go to Kamloops or Kelowna.

On tuesdays, go thrift shoppin'.

On sunday, go to church -- there are about 20 to choose from. :)

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Be a goth.

Laugh at the fact that Salmon Arm only learned about emo in 2006.

Pee on the theatre again.

Help an old lady cross the street.

Drive through Silver Creek.

Milk a cow.

Walk down the wharf.

Watch paint dry.

Reinstall Windows on your computer.

Get in the newspaper. It's easy.

Feed the stray cats by the fair grounds.

Stare at the video games in Zellers.

Rent a movie.

Eat at Wing's.

Be unemployed.

Go bowling.

If you time it right, you can accomplish 98% if this list in ONE DAY!

Salmon Arm is tons of fun.